oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

>>
>> A nun gets into a taxi and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t
>> stop staring at her.. She asks him why he's staring.
>>
>> He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”
>>
>> She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and
>> have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
>> about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I
>> would find offensive.”
>>
>> “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
>>
>> She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that……. First you have
>> to be single and second you must be Catholic.”
>>
>> The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”
>>
>> “OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”
>>
>> The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
>> But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
>>
>> “My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you crying?”
>>
>> “Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and
>> I’m Jewish.”
>>
>> The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween
>> party!
>>

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

bahmer

Thats a good one and U have heard it before but it is still funny. Thanks.

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

Yes I think most of us have heard this one before but it is a real winner.

badbobby Loc: texas

the habited ones will get you for that roy

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

Well yeah, but this guy must have been habited for Halloween.