Car Trouble And Three Friends
Dec 3, 2017 16:05:58 #
Three friends, a Rabbi, a Hindu holy man and a lawyer, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.
The farmer said, "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn." "No problem," chimed the Rabbi, "My people wandered in the desert for forty years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening in their memory." With that he departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the night.
Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door. There stood the Rabbi from the barn. "What's wrong?" asked the farmer. He replied, "I am grateful to you, good sir, but I can't sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn and my faith believes that is an unclean animal."
His Hindu friend agreed to swap places with him. But a few minutes later the same scene reoccurred. There was a knock on the door. "What's wrong, now?" the farmer asked. The Hindu holy man replied, "I too am grateful for your helping us out but there is a cow in the barn and in my country cows are considered sacred. I can't sleep on holy ground!"
Well, that left only the lawyer to make the change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn.
Moments later there was another knock on the farmers door.
Frustrated and tired, the farmer opened the door, and there stood...
The pig and the cow.
The farmer said, "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn." "No problem," chimed the Rabbi, "My people wandered in the desert for forty years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening in their memory." With that he departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the night.
Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door. There stood the Rabbi from the barn. "What's wrong?" asked the farmer. He replied, "I am grateful to you, good sir, but I can't sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn and my faith believes that is an unclean animal."
His Hindu friend agreed to swap places with him. But a few minutes later the same scene reoccurred. There was a knock on the door. "What's wrong, now?" the farmer asked. The Hindu holy man replied, "I too am grateful for your helping us out but there is a cow in the barn and in my country cows are considered sacred. I can't sleep on holy ground!"
Well, that left only the lawyer to make the change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn.
Moments later there was another knock on the farmers door.
Frustrated and tired, the farmer opened the door, and there stood...
The pig and the cow.
Dec 3, 2017 16:14:59 #
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Dec 4, 2017 07:46:50 #
Dec 4, 2017 11:41:16 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Three friends, a Rabbi, a Hindu holy man and a law... (show quote)
not worthy of front seat status Papi
but I will give you a ha,ha!
Dec 4, 2017 12:41:40 #
badbobby wrote:
not worthy of front seat status Papi
but I will give you a ha,ha!
but I will give you a ha,ha!
I am very appreciative. I always wait with bated breath for your approval. A disapproval is so devastating to my tender feelings I suffer terribly for days at a time. If you believe the latter you will also believe those IOU's of your's that Boot and I continue to hold will somehow magically redeem themselves without your assistance. Never happen.
Dec 4, 2017 18:22:32 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
I am very appreciative. I always wait with bated breath for your approval. A disapproval is so devastating to my tender feelings I suffer terribly for days at a time. If you believe the latter you will also believe those IOU's of your's that Boot and I continue to hold will somehow magically redeem themselves without your assistance. Never happen.
it must be nice to just deny reality and all
\pobricito
Dec 4, 2017 21:08:38 #
badbobby wrote:
it must be nice to just deny reality and all
\pobricito
\pobricito
You should know. You do it on an almost daily basis, but then, you know no better. Pobrecito.
Dec 4, 2017 21:29:30 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
You should know. You do it on an almost daily basis, but then, you know no better. Pobrecito.
well--no
but hangin with you Papi
I will prolly fall to your level
Dec 4, 2017 21:34:06 #
badbobby wrote:
well--no
but hangin with you Papi
I will prolly fall to your level
but hangin with you Papi
I will prolly fall to your level
Unfortunately, for you, you will never attain that plateau of greatness being a Swabbie, nor can you aspire to be a Marine...you just ain't got it. Pobrecito. Sorry.
Dec 4, 2017 21:42:37 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Unfortunately, for you, you will never attain that plateau of greatness being a Swabbie, nor can you aspire to be a Marine...you just ain't got it. Pobrecito. Sorry.
and boy am I glad
Dec 4, 2017 21:43:36 #
badbobby wrote:
and boy am I glad
So are the Marines...doubly so.
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