When Kids Ask About the Birds and Bees
Dec 3, 2017 15:57:08 #
When Kids Ask About the Birds and the Bees...
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother said, "Well, maybe that's something you could ask the stewardess."
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain THAT to you."
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother said, "Well, maybe that's something you could ask the stewardess."
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain THAT to you."
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Dec 3, 2017 16:12:47 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
When Kids Ask About the Birds and the Bees... br ... (show quote)
Salty, are you going to explain it to BB, or are you leaving THAT up to me
Dec 3, 2017 16:18:54 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
slatten49 wrote:
Salty, are you going to explain it to BB, or are you leaving THAT up to me
Don't you think BB can understand it by himself? After all he was a kid once--along time ago!!!
Dec 3, 2017 16:51:44 #
slatten49 wrote:
Salty, are you going to explain it to BB, or are you leaving THAT up to me
I will leave it to you. He sometimes gets teary-eyed with me, and you know how I dislike seeing Swabbies cry.
Dec 3, 2017 16:59:46 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
no propaganda please wrote:
Don't you think BB can understand it by himself? After all he was a kid once--along time ago!!!
I find it questionable since, as of late, the ole feller has been hitting the Jack quite heavily.
Dec 3, 2017 17:02:06 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
I will leave it to you. He sometimes gets teary-eyed with me, and you know how I dislike seeing Swabbies cry.
Forgive me for asking. I had forgotten what a sensitive, new-age kind'a guy you are.
Dec 3, 2017 17:24:38 #
slatten49 wrote:
Forgive me for asking. I had forgotten what a sensitive, new-age kind'a guy you are.
Yep, at my age I find it difficult to understand all those youngsters, you know, those 60 and under.
Dec 4, 2017 11:34:33 #
slatten49 wrote:
Salty, are you going to explain it to BB, or are you leaving THAT up to me
explain??
do you really think Papi understood what he was writing?
Dec 4, 2017 11:36:22 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yep, at my age I find it difficult to understand all those youngsters, you know, those 60 and under.
what yo find difficult to understand is reality!
ya know?Like those IOUs you owe me
Dec 4, 2017 11:38:13 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Don't you think BB can understand it by himself? After all he was a kid once--along time ago!!!
et tu n p???
Dec 4, 2017 12:12:24 #
badbobby wrote:
what yo find difficult to understand is reality!
ya know?Like those IOUs you owe me
ya know?Like those IOUs you owe me
I see the meds for your state of delusion were as ineffective as your hypnosis. Pobrecito, you are now doomed to a lifetime in/of your delusional state.
Dec 4, 2017 12:27:21 #
slatten49 wrote:
Salty, are you going to explain it to BB, or are you leaving THAT up to me
Of course its up to and why shouldn't it be?
Dec 4, 2017 15:23:50 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
badbobby wrote:
et tu n p???
A long time ago, but not as long as you. I am in my mid 70's and I understand you are older than that by a few years.
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