Chicago Announces New Tax Breaks To Attract Major New York, LA Shootings
Nov 28, 2017 12:00:27 #
“The city has already proven itself to be a big player, but these new incentives will ensure that Chicago stays at the forefront of gun-related violence for decades.” - Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel
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Before you all go off the deep end screaming about 'fake news', etc, be advised the the website 'theonion.com' is a satire site. In other words, they're only kidding...
In other news, Buick introduced a new self-buying car:
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And the New York Giants say they are likely to acquire powerful offensive weapons within the next five years:
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