Slatten on a diet
Nov 18, 2017 11:07:36 #
Slat and the Sgt Major decided to go on a diet.a week ago.
The Sgt Major proposed that they should have a cheat day.So she brought home McDonalds hamburgers and KFC chicken and lots of french fries.Slat brought home his secretary.
From his hospital bed,Slat is now wondering if he will ever understand women
The Sgt Major proposed that they should have a cheat day.So she brought home McDonalds hamburgers and KFC chicken and lots of french fries.Slat brought home his secretary.
From his hospital bed,Slat is now wondering if he will ever understand women
Nov 18, 2017 11:18:22 #
badbobby wrote:
Slat and the Sgt Major decided to go on a diet.a w... (show quote)
After 20 years of marriage, my wife told me to tie her to the bed and do whatever I want. So I did. I tied her to the bed and headed out to the local bar to watch the game. The divorce was finalized last Wednesday. During the divorce, she cited the time I locked her in the garage with our dog and went fishing for the day. All I was doing was checking to see which of them loved me more. The dog was very happy to see me when I opened the garage door; as for my (now ex-) wife, the doctor says I will probably always have a limp but the pain should subside over time. Clearly my ex-wife has anger issues...
Nov 18, 2017 11:23:00 #
badbobby wrote:
Slat and the Sgt Major decided to go on a diet.a w... (show quote)
Slat will lose a lot of weight at the hospital.
Nov 18, 2017 11:38:54 #
Nov 18, 2017 11:39:19 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Slat and the Sgt Major decided to go on a diet.a w... (show quote)
(Slow burn) 
Why are Squids so malicious in their vindictiveness 
Nov 18, 2017 11:40:43 #
Nov 18, 2017 11:42:15 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Slat will lose a lot of weight at the hospital.
With my having two broken legs, it won't be from chasing the nurses.
Nov 18, 2017 11:42:55 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Larry the Legend wrote:
After 20 years of marriage, my wife told me to tie... (show quote)
Hard to figure, huh
Nov 18, 2017 12:01:26 #
Nov 18, 2017 12:21:04 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
moldyoldy wrote:
Actually, I was blowing my own horn of plenty.
Well, then...that's a horse of a different color, and okay by me
Nov 18, 2017 12:33:03 #
Nov 18, 2017 12:34:25 #
Larry the Legend wrote:
After 20 years of marriage, my wife told me to tie... (show quote)
A great one! Thanks.
Nov 18, 2017 12:35:49 #
Nov 18, 2017 12:53:07 #
slatten49 wrote:
Well, then...that's a horse of a different color, and okay by me
You just had to bring up race!
Nov 18, 2017 15:29:08 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
moldyoldy wrote:
You just had to bring up race!
Hell, Moldy, I didn't know you were a horse. 
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