Heart Attack...
Nov 16, 2017 16:35:04 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
ONLY GOLFER WILL UNDERSTAND
Heart Attack!
A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a
heart attack! "Help me dear," she groans to her husband.
The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up
his putter, and lines up his putt.
His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him. "I'm dying over
here and you're putting?"
"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on the
second hole and he's coming to help you."
"Well, how long will it take for him to get here," she asks feebly?
"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to let him
play through."
Heart Attack!
A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a
heart attack! "Help me dear," she groans to her husband.
The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up
his putter, and lines up his putt.
His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him. "I'm dying over
here and you're putting?"
"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on the
second hole and he's coming to help you."
"Well, how long will it take for him to get here," she asks feebly?
"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to let him
play through."
Nov 17, 2017 07:30:56 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
ONLY GOLFER WILL UNDERSTAND br br Heart Attack! b... (show quote)
BAD,
But funny
Nov 17, 2017 13:08:03 #
My brother in law,had a stroke,on the golf course,Nobody went to help him,He died,on the putting green,,,,True story.....
Nov 17, 2017 14:14:19 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
That's Bad, Sorry For Your Lose... Don D.
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boatbob2 wrote:
My brother in law,had a stroke,on the golf course,Nobody went to help him,He died,on the putting green,,,,True story.....
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