Loki's Compassion
Nov 13, 2017 06:58:28 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
One afternoon, Loki was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside.
He ordered his driver to stop and then got out to investigate.
He asked one of the men: "Why are you eating the grass?" "We don't have money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me then," instructed Loki.
The man answered "But sir, I have a wife and two children!
"Bring them along" Loki replied. He then turned to the other man and said, "Come with us."
"But sir, I have a wife and six children?" the second man answered.
"Bring them as well!" replied Loki as he headed for his limo. They all climbed into the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
To which Loki replied, "No problem. The grass at my house is almost a foot tall."
He ordered his driver to stop and then got out to investigate.
He asked one of the men: "Why are you eating the grass?" "We don't have money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me then," instructed Loki.
The man answered "But sir, I have a wife and two children!
"Bring them along" Loki replied. He then turned to the other man and said, "Come with us."
"But sir, I have a wife and six children?" the second man answered.
"Bring them as well!" replied Loki as he headed for his limo. They all climbed into the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
To which Loki replied, "No problem. The grass at my house is almost a foot tall."
Nov 13, 2017 07:13:43 #
slatten49 wrote:
One afternoon, Loki was riding in the back of his ... (show quote)
That's our kind hearted Loki for sure!👍
Kinda gives ya the warm fuzzies, don't it?
Nov 13, 2017 07:49:00 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
That's our kind hearted Loki for sure!👍
Kinda gives ya the warm fuzzies, don't it?
Kinda gives ya the warm fuzzies, don't it?
Yes, it does, as the man is definitely a 'new-age' kind'a humanist.
Nov 13, 2017 08:06:17 #
slatten49 wrote:
One afternoon, Loki was riding in the back of his ... (show quote)
Great story about a world class samaritan. (kinda brings a tear to my eye)
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Nov 13, 2017 08:09:09 #
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Nov 13, 2017 08:18:03 #
slatten49 wrote:
One afternoon, Loki was riding in the back of his ... (show quote)
Loki is truly a humanitarian
Slat the front seat is yours
for now--
Nov 13, 2017 08:26:02 #
Nov 13, 2017 08:26:18 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Loki is truly a humanitarian
Slat the front seat is yours
for now--
Slat the front seat is yours
for now--
Thanks, BB. I live for your praise.
Nov 13, 2017 09:40:53 #
slatten49 wrote:
One afternoon, Loki was riding in the back of his ... (show quote)
What a poignant story. Sniff. Bless you!
Nov 13, 2017 09:51:02 #
mongo wrote:
Great story about a world class samaritan. (kinda brings a tear to my eye)
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Gimme a damn break. Both of the boys have grown up and moved out. Did you expect ME to mow it?
Nov 13, 2017 09:52:33 #
archie bunker wrote:
That's our kind hearted Loki for sure!👍
Kinda gives ya the warm fuzzies, don't it?
Kinda gives ya the warm fuzzies, don't it?
I got yo' warm fuzzies. I figured it was two birds with one stone
Nov 13, 2017 12:42:22 #
It brought some to mine . But they were born from laughter .
mongo wrote:
Great story about a world class samaritan. (kinda brings a tear to my eye)
SEMPER FI
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Nov 13, 2017 12:59:09 #
Loki wrote:
Gimme a damn break. Both of the boys have grown up and moved out. Did you expect ME to mow it?
What? You don't have a wife?
Geez! I figured you for a thinking man.
Do like I did, and get her a mini fridge for her birthday to set by your recliner, so she doesn't have to stop mowing as often to come in, and fetch you a beer.
Maybe if you would show her a little more consideration, your grass might not get so tall!
Nov 13, 2017 13:03:19 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
What? You don't have a wife? img src="https://sta... (show quote)
I'm somewhat surprised that Loki doesn't appear to match either your forethought and/or considerate nature, Arch.
But then, you're a Texan...he ain't.
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