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Nov 8, 2017 02:27:01   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
I probably gonna get in trouble, but here it goes....What is the weirdest place you had your hanky panky at??

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Nov 8, 2017 02:55:41   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
Its almost midnight in Cali...Come on,guys let all your secrets come out at midnight hour........;)

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Nov 8, 2017 03:56:13   #
sisboombaa
 
I beg your pardon. That's between her and me only. For me it was on top of a hearse. But who knows what or where it was for her. I'll not tell without her permission. No, there was no dead body in the hearse at the time. However, it is none of your business, so I won't tell. (just between you and me, IT WAS FUN)

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Nov 8, 2017 05:21:23   #
America 1 Loc: South Miami
 
sisboombaa wrote:
I beg your pardon. That's between her and me only. For me it was on top of a hearse. But who knows what or where it was for her. I'll not tell without her permission. No, there was no dead body in the hearse at the time. However, it is none of your business, so I won't tell. (just between you and me, IT WAS FUN)


Hope the dead body wasn't on top of the hearse.

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Nov 8, 2017 05:31:09   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
proud republican wrote:
I probably gonna get in trouble, but here it goes....What is the weirdest place you had your hanky panky at??
I probably gonna get in trouble, but here it goes.... (show quote)


My driveway. We just never got out of the car and went inside.

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Nov 8, 2017 06:41:44   #
Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas
 
proud republican wrote:
I probably gonna get in trouble, but here it goes....What is the weirdest place you had your hanky panky at??
I probably gonna get in trouble, but here it goes.... (show quote)





The DFW airport shuttle at 2:00 AM......now mind you, this shuttle is 90% glass and lit up like X-mas on the inside.

The other would be in the parking lot of a skaggs alpha beta in 1985.....going in for munchies, coming out with other ideas....what made this interesting was standing naked in the parking lot with 2 cops who had busted us.....now I have a public fornication charge I must reveal every time I fill out papers for my never ending background checks...........although she evades my memory with a name, the incident gets relived many times a year to the grins of the people dissecting my submitted paperwork.

Good Times!!

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Nov 8, 2017 08:13:07   #
Dr. Evil Loc: In Your Face
 
proud republican wrote:
I probably gonna get in trouble, but here it goes....What is the weirdest place you had your hanky panky at??
I probably gonna get in trouble, but here it goes.... (show quote)


In my car, while driving down a country road, no lie

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Nov 8, 2017 09:47:58   #
Kevyn
 
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
The DFW airport shuttle at 2:00 AM......now mind you, this shuttle is 90% glass and lit up like X-mas on the inside.

The other would be in the parking lot of a skaggs alpha beta in 1985.....going in for munchies, coming out with other ideas....what made this interesting was standing naked in the parking lot with 2 cops who had busted us.....now I have a public fornication charge I must reveal every time I fill out papers for my never ending background checks...........although she evades my memory with a name, the incident gets relived many times a year to the grins of the people dissecting my submitted paperwork.

Good Times!!
The DFW airport shuttle at 2:00 AM......now mind y... (show quote)
His/her name is the Sugarplum Fairy, and the charge was not public fornication it was aggravated sodomy. Also don’t you think it is a bit of a stretch to refer to registering with the authorities as a sex offender as never ending background checks?

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Nov 8, 2017 09:52:03   #
Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas
 
Kevyn wrote:
His/her name is the Sugarplum Fairy, and the charge was not public fornication it was aggravated sodomy. Also don’t you think it is a bit of a stretch to refer to registering with the authorities as a sex offender as never ending background checks?





whatever her name was.....you called her mom for 45 yrs from her basement........of course, you being one of Ed Gein's spawns from a grave robbing, you would know about that having to register......I just call Sally for short.


beside, this topic involves sex between a woman and a man......you don't have a dog in that fight.....it's a hetro thing, you wouldn't understand without pictures and a book on tape, while a red ball bounced in the background

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Nov 8, 2017 09:59:12   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
whatever her name was.....you called her mom for 45 yrs from her basement........of course, you being one of Ed Gein's spawns from a grave robbing, you would know about that having to register......I just call Sally for short.


beside, this topic involves sex between a woman and a man......you don't have a dog in that fight.....it's a hetro thing, you wouldn't understand without pictures and a book on tape, while a red ball bounced in the background




Gee, then he will have to keep the dog as a secret, and what part the dog played in his love life.

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Nov 8, 2017 10:01:35   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Kevyn wrote:
His/her name is the Sugarplum Fairy, and the charge was not public fornication it was aggravated sodomy. Also don’t you think it is a bit of a stretch to refer to registering with the authorities as a sex offender as never ending background checks?

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If Kevy would tell the truth he/it would prolly say The Barn

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Nov 8, 2017 10:05:23   #
Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Gee, then he will have to keep the dog as a secret, and what part the dog played in his love life.




Oh no!!!! not the poor little doggies.......

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Nov 8, 2017 11:46:56   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
You guys, i was trying to keep it light and civil. Stop making this thread Repubs vs Dems!!! This should be fun thread, not insulting one...

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Nov 8, 2017 11:48:35   #
Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas
 
proud republican wrote:
You guys, i was trying to keep it light and civil. Stop making this thread Repubs vs Dems!!! This should be fun thread, not insulting one...




I agree......as was my intention.....until that fart in a closed elevator showed up

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Nov 9, 2017 10:12:29   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
proud republican wrote:
I probably gonna get in trouble, but here it goes....What is the weirdest place you had your hanky panky at??
I probably gonna get in trouble, but here it goes.... (show quote)


A cemetery. I met this married (I think) woman at the local bar and we jumped each others' bones in the cemetery across the street. I sent her home with no panties. Good thing she wasn't a screamer...

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