Do Not Make The Staff Angry
Nov 5, 2017 22:43:17 #
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Don't Make a Nurse Angry
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A big retired Texas business man, named Slatten, had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his former employees.
None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse, AuntiE, was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, Slatten finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
"No, I'm sorry, AuntiE stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually Slatten rolled over and bared his rear end. (Which likely looks a lot like....never mind.)
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, Slatten heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
AuntiE leaves the door to Slattenâs room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor, badbobby, comes into the room.
"What's going on here?" asked badbobby?
Angrily, Slatten answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"
After a pause, badbobby confesses, "Well, no. I guess I haven't. Not with a carnation anyway."
Don't Make a Nurse Angry
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A big retired Texas business man, named Slatten, had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his former employees.
None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse, AuntiE, was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, Slatten finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
"No, I'm sorry, AuntiE stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually Slatten rolled over and bared his rear end. (Which likely looks a lot like....never mind.)
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, Slatten heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
AuntiE leaves the door to Slattenâs room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor, badbobby, comes into the room.
"What's going on here?" asked badbobby?
Angrily, Slatten answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"
After a pause, badbobby confesses, "Well, no. I guess I haven't. Not with a carnation anyway."
Nov 5, 2017 23:14:39 #
AuntiE wrote:
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Where did that come from?
Nov 5, 2017 23:32:42 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BigMike wrote:
Where did that come from?
AuntiE's mind, although fertile, is sick and demented.
Add that to the fact that she is a vengeful person.
However, revenge shall be mine.
Nov 6, 2017 00:02:44 #
slatten49 wrote:
AuntiE's mind, although fertile, is sick and demented.
Add that to the fact that she is a vengeful person.
However, revenge shall be mine.
Add that to the fact that she is a vengeful person.
However, revenge shall be mine.
You're gonna have to come back with something that rhymes to top that.
Nov 6, 2017 01:54:43 #
AuntiE wrote:
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Good one! Damn near spit my coffee all over
Nov 6, 2017 06:24:54 #
Nov 6, 2017 09:02:58 #
AuntiE wrote:
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NEVER pissed off the nurse. NEVER...
Nov 6, 2017 09:45:19 #
Nov 6, 2017 09:59:04 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BigMike wrote:
You're gonna have to come back with something that rhymes to top that.
No matter what AuntiE thinks, BigMike...this will not be the end of me, as I will leave it behind.
Besides, her story is not all that it is cracked up to be.
Nov 6, 2017 10:04:17 #
AuntiE wrote:
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I must say
it's a shame I couldn't have helped plant the carnation
goodun Auntie
Nov 6, 2017 10:07:25 #
slatten49 wrote:
AuntiE's mind, although fertile, is sick and demented.
Add that to the fact that she is a vengeful person.
However, revenge shall be mine.
Add that to the fact that she is a vengeful person.
However, revenge shall be mine.
you not only dream about winning at poker
you dream about gettin even with Auntie
but sadly you are a loser on both accounts
Nov 6, 2017 10:12:51 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
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AuntiE was later trying to make good use of her psychology courses in her ward of the hospital. She started by saying, "Everyone in my ward who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, slatten49 stood up. AuntiE said, "Do you think you're stupid, Slatten?" "No, AuntiE," he replied..."but I sure hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
Nov 6, 2017 10:14:11 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
I must say
it's a shame I couldn't have helped plant the carnation
goodun Auntie
it's a shame I couldn't have helped plant the carnation
goodun Auntie
BB, just send me a cash donation in lieu of flowers.
Nov 6, 2017 11:47:04 #
slatten49 wrote:
AuntiE's mind, although fertile, is sick and demented.
Add that to the fact that she is a vengeful person.
However, revenge shall be mine.
Add that to the fact that she is a vengeful person.
However, revenge shall be mine.
She sure has your number that's for sure.
Nov 6, 2017 11:56:58 #
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