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Lottery . Watch what you would say you would do with your winnings .
Nov 2, 2017 20:48:13   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
At breakfast, the man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"



She replied, "I'd take half and leave you."



"Great," he said. "Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday. Stay in touch."

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Nov 2, 2017 20:50:15   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
missinglink wrote:
At breakfast, the man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"



She replied, "I'd take half and leave you."



"Great," he said. "Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday. Stay in touch."




True love always brings a tear to my eye!

SEMPER FI

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Nov 2, 2017 20:51:56   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
Indeed . It warms the cockles of many a heart as well .

mongo wrote:
True love always brings a tear to my eye!

SEMPER FI

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Nov 2, 2017 20:55:35   #
MtnMamma
 
missinglink wrote:
At breakfast, the man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"



She replied, "I'd take half and leave you."



"Great," he said. "Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday. Stay in touch."


She is well-off, I think.

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Nov 2, 2017 20:57:11   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
MtnMamma wrote:
She is well-off, I think.



Off the reservation maybe!

SEMPER FI

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Nov 2, 2017 21:27:04   #
rumitoid
 
mongo wrote:
Off the reservation maybe!

SEMPER FI


Do not know the particulars.

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Nov 3, 2017 21:00:21   #
Dr. Evil Loc: In Your Face
 
missinglink wrote:
At breakfast, the man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"



She replied, "I'd take half and leave you."



"Great," he said. "Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday. Stay in touch."


And don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

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Nov 5, 2017 13:49:05   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
Only if you are swinging it to do so .

2wheeljunkie wrote:
And don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

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