The subject of insults, name-calling, and innuendos
Oct 29, 2017 16:35:41 #
moldyoldy wrote:
Try to keep the first letter the same with the big words, it makes it easier to decipher.
I did. Mainly because I descried and deduced that I was an oasis of originality in the Desert of Dumbass. An island of intelligence in the Sea of Stupidity. A breath of breeze in the Doldrums of Doltishness.
Oct 29, 2017 16:45:08 #
Loki wrote:
I did. Mainly because I descried and deduced that I was an oasis of originality in the Desert of Dumbass. An island of intelligence in the Sea of Stupidity. A breath of breeze in the Doldrums of Doltishness.
Brilliant! Bravo! You are an Ace of Alliteration, an Expert in English and Etymology.
Oct 29, 2017 16:56:25 #
Loki wrote:
I did. Mainly because I descried and deduced that I was an oasis of originality in the Desert of Dumbass. An island of intelligence in the Sea of Stupidity. A breath of breeze in the Doldrums of Doltishness.
I have heard that you are as big as an island, so all of it must be true.
Oct 29, 2017 17:13:07 #
moldyoldy wrote:
I have heard that you are as big as an island, so all of it must be true.
An island is an insufficient landmass to contain my incandescent intellect. Cuidado, lest you are consumed like an irksome insect or meddlesome mosquito who meanders too close to the flame.
Oct 29, 2017 17:19:10 #
Loki wrote:
An island is an insufficient landmass to contain my incandescent intellect. Cuidado, lest you are consumed like an irksome insect or meddlesome mosquito who meanders too close to the flame.
Your modesty illuminates the night, brighter than an incandescent bulb.
It slices through the night like a ray of sunshine.
Oct 29, 2017 17:31:58 #
moldyoldy wrote:
Your modesty illuminates the night, brighter than an incandescent bulb.
It slices through the night like a ray of sunshine.
It slices through the night like a ray of sunshine.
I know. It's a little intimidating, even to me.
Oct 29, 2017 17:43:06 #
Loki wrote:
I know. It's a little intimidating, even to me.
Ok, I quit, that one cracked me up.
Oct 29, 2017 18:02:15 #
moldyoldy wrote:
Ok, I quit, that one cracked me up.
Remember this lesson, grasshopper. Then you won't be Clem Kadiddlehopper.
Oct 29, 2017 18:05:55 #
Loki wrote:
I know. It's a little intimidating, even to me.
Are you gonna let moldy sell you short like that? Really? I mean, incandescent bulb? I would say more like an LED myself.
Oct 29, 2017 18:26:36 #
archie bunker wrote:
Are you gonna let moldy sell you short like that? Really? I mean, incandescent bulb? I would say more like an LED myself.
He's doing the best he can. We can't all be artistes.
Oct 29, 2017 18:52:45 #
Loki wrote:
He's doing the best he can. We can't all be artistes.
He could have at least gone with fluorescent.
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Oct 29, 2017 19:06:46 #
archie bunker wrote:
He could have at least gone with fluorescent.
You are a candle in the wind.
Temporary illumination.
Oct 29, 2017 19:26:53 #
moldyoldy wrote:
You are a candle in the wind.
Temporary illumination.
Temporary illumination.
Beats a flashlight with dead batteries.
Oct 29, 2017 20:10:20 #
archie bunker wrote:
Beats a flashlight with dead batteries.
Is that a metaphor? I'm so sorry.
Oct 29, 2017 20:36:10 #
moldyoldy wrote:
Is that a metaphor? I'm so sorry.
You should be, because it's actually an analogy. Trust me on this one.
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