I'm going fishing woth my boss honey...
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PoppaGringo wrote:
Better'n sauteed.
A story from a friend:
TOILET SEAT
My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out. After finishing, I left home to take care of another matter before she returned. She came home and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.
About that time, I got home and realized her predicament. We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts. Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room. The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.)
Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them. I just never saw one mounted and framed."
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Oct 23, 2017 16:56:19 #
Armageddun wrote:
Thank ya, thank ya, thank ya very much...
Can you assure us that story wasn't about badbobby?
Oct 24, 2017 13:47:57 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Can you assure us that story wasn't about badbobby?
I am so sorry but I signed a non-disclosure agreement. However, you have always had a great imagination.
Oct 24, 2017 15:13:37 #
Armageddun wrote:
I am so sorry but I signed a non-disclosure agreem... (show quote)
you are certainly correct Armi
the poor soul even imagines he wins playing poker
sooo funny
but he is very adept at writing IOUs and then forgetting them
Oct 24, 2017 21:32:50 #
badbobby wrote:
you are certainly correct Armi
the poor soul even imagines he wins playing poker
sooo funny
but he is very adept at writing IOUs and then forgetting them
the poor soul even imagines he wins playing poker
sooo funny
but he is very adept at writing IOUs and then forgetting them
Even your fellow Swabbies will no longer accept IOU's signed by you.
Oct 24, 2017 22:39:06 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Even your fellow Swabbies will no longer accept IOU's signed by you.
Are you saying, " Just shut up and deal"?
Oct 24, 2017 23:08:34 #
Armageddun wrote:
Are you saying, " Just shut up and deal"... (show quote)
Si.
Those dastardly Dodgers whupped Houston. It didn't look good from the very first pitch which was a homer by the dastards.
Oct 25, 2017 12:28:38 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Si.
Those dastardly Dodgers whupped Houston. It didn't look good from the very first pitch which was a homer by the dastards.
Those dastardly Dodgers whupped Houston. It didn't look good from the very first pitch which was a homer by the dastards.
I must blushingly admit: ( Please do not disclose) I am not a sports fan. Only to the point if The St. Louis Cardinals are in the world series. Otherwise, it matters not who plays who or who wins what.
I suppose it goes back to my lack of sports ability in younger days. I did play baseball and left basketball when the ball was passed to me and I took off running with it, less the act of bouncing the ball while running. The laughter which resulted led me to believe I may make a better comedian than a sports person. For shame for shame. I hang my head in failure. I know I can trust you with my secret.
Oct 25, 2017 14:41:07 #
Armageddun wrote:
I must blushingly admit: ( Please do not disclose)... (show quote)
Always. We Marines are noted for our ability to keep secrets.
Oct 26, 2017 12:56:55 #
Armageddun wrote:
oh my God ArmiI must blushingly admit: ( Please do not disclose)... (show quote)
that;s Poppa you are trusting with a secret
Poppa keeps the whole world apprised of what he thinks he knows
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