PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

One day, she decided to get a makeover, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep.

She stopped and called the sheep herder over. "Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?"

"Sure," said the sheep herder. So, she sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied "382".

"Wow!" said the herder.

"That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home." So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.

Then, the herder said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".

"What is it?" queried the woman.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

Quakerwidow Loc: Chestertown, MD

another good one

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

The name is Blond, James Blond.

badbobby Loc: texas

so far Papi
you are the front runner for the front seat
but the day is still young

boatbob2

A blonde went to the gynecologist,for a check up,The doctor checked out her SCHNAUZER, and told her,she was pregnant...The blonde asked the doctor " IS IT MINE" How bout a Drum roll please,,,,,