RETW
Loc: Washington
One day there were three nuns at a red sox game.
Three men were sitting directly behind them.
Because their habits were partially blocking there view, the men decided to badger the nuns, hoping
they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said,
" I think I'm going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there."
Then the second guy spoke up and said loudly, " I want to move to Montana... there are only 50
nuns living there."
The third guy yelled, " I want to to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there."
The Mother Superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said,
"Why don't you go to hell ... There aren't any nuns there."
Moral - - Never badger a nun.
RETW
RETW wrote:
One day there were three nuns at a red sox game.
Three men were sitting directly behind them.
Because their habits were partially blocking there view, the men decided to badger the nuns, hoping
they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said,
" I think I'm going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there."
Then the second guy spoke up and said loudly, " I want to move to Montana... there are only 50
nuns living there."
The third guy yelled, " I want to to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there."
The Mother Superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said,
"Why don't you go to hell ... There aren't any nuns there."
Moral - - Never badger a nun.
RETW
One day there were three nuns at a red sox game. ... (
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RETW:
With my experience with my favorite nun, Sister Mary Dracula, all three would have ended up with a ruler across
the knuckles and a FAT LIP.
Snoopy
RETW wrote:
One day there were three nuns at a red sox game.
Three men were sitting directly behind them.
Because their habits were partially blocking there view, the men decided to badger the nuns, hoping
they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said,
" I think I'm going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there."
Then the second guy spoke up and said loudly, " I want to move to Montana... there are only 50
nuns living there."
The third guy yelled, " I want to to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there."
The Mother Superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said,
"Why don't you go to hell ... There aren't any nuns there."
Moral - - Never badger a nun.
RETW
One day there were three nuns at a red sox game. ... (
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Thx for the chuckle RETW. I went to a Catholic school and nuns don't put up with shit from anyone.
RETW wrote:
One day there were three nuns at a red sox game.
Three men were sitting directly behind them.
Because their habits were partially blocking there view, the men decided to badger the nuns, hoping
they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said,
" I think I'm going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there."
Then the second guy spoke up and said loudly, " I want to move to Montana... there are only 50
nuns living there."
The third guy yelled, " I want to to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there."
The Mother Superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said,
"Why don't you go to hell ... There aren't any nuns there."
Moral - - Never badger a nun.
RETW
One day there were three nuns at a red sox game. ... (
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Love it! Made me laugh really loud.
How well I remember The Nuns and their damn wooden ruler.
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