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THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A RED SOX GAME
Oct 9, 2017 19:17:00   #
RETW Loc: Washington
 
One day there were three nuns at a red sox game.

Three men were sitting directly behind them.

Because their habits were partially blocking there view, the men decided to badger the nuns, hoping

they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area.

In a very loud voice, the first guy said,

" I think I'm going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there."

Then the second guy spoke up and said loudly, " I want to move to Montana... there are only 50

nuns living there."

The third guy yelled, " I want to to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there."

The Mother Superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said,

"Why don't you go to hell ... There aren't any nuns there."

Moral - - Never €˜badger€™ a nun.


RETW



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Oct 9, 2017 19:45:41   #
Snoopy
 
RETW wrote:
One day there were three nuns at a red sox game.

Three men were sitting directly behind them.

Because their habits were partially blocking there view, the men decided to badger the nuns, hoping

they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area.

In a very loud voice, the first guy said,

" I think I'm going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there."

Then the second guy spoke up and said loudly, " I want to move to Montana... there are only 50

nuns living there."

The third guy yelled, " I want to to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there."

The Mother Superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said,

"Why don't you go to hell ... There aren't any nuns there."

Moral - - Never €˜badger€™ a nun.


RETW
One day there were three nuns at a red sox game. ... (show quote)



RETW:

With my experience with my favorite nun, Sister Mary Dracula, all three would have ended up with a ruler across
the knuckles and a FAT LIP.

Snoopy

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Oct 9, 2017 20:22:56   #
kankune Loc: Iowa
 
RETW wrote:
One day there were three nuns at a red sox game.

Three men were sitting directly behind them.

Because their habits were partially blocking there view, the men decided to badger the nuns, hoping

they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area.

In a very loud voice, the first guy said,

" I think I'm going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there."

Then the second guy spoke up and said loudly, " I want to move to Montana... there are only 50

nuns living there."

The third guy yelled, " I want to to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there."

The Mother Superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said,

"Why don't you go to hell ... There aren't any nuns there."

Moral - - Never €˜badger€™ a nun.


RETW
One day there were three nuns at a red sox game. ... (show quote)


Thx for the chuckle RETW. I went to a Catholic school and nuns don't put up with shit from anyone.

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Oct 10, 2017 06:22:07   #
Betta
 
RETW wrote:
One day there were three nuns at a red sox game.

Three men were sitting directly behind them.

Because their habits were partially blocking there view, the men decided to badger the nuns, hoping

they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area.

In a very loud voice, the first guy said,

" I think I'm going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there."

Then the second guy spoke up and said loudly, " I want to move to Montana... there are only 50

nuns living there."

The third guy yelled, " I want to to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there."

The Mother Superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said,

"Why don't you go to hell ... There aren't any nuns there."

Moral - - Never €˜badger€™ a nun.


RETW
One day there were three nuns at a red sox game. ... (show quote)


Love it! Made me laugh really loud.

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Oct 10, 2017 11:50:26   #
boatbob2
 
How well I remember The Nuns and their damn wooden ruler.

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Oct 10, 2017 12:09:51   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
RETW wrote:
One day there were three nuns at a red sox game.

Three men were sitting directly behind them.

Because their habits were partially blocking there view, the men decided to badger the nuns, hoping

they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area.

In a very loud voice, the first guy said,

" I think I'm going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there."

Then the second guy spoke up and said loudly, " I want to move to Montana... there are only 50

nuns living there."

The third guy yelled, " I want to to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there."

The Mother Superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said,

"Why don't you go to hell ... There aren't any nuns there."

Moral - - Never €˜badger€™ a nun.


RETW
One day there were three nuns at a red sox game. ... (show quote)


take the front seat RETW
you have earned it


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