The Cowboy & The Priest
Sep 15, 2017 19:33:59 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
Rather predictably, the minister looked upon the cowboy with scorn - he viewed alcohol as being the work of the devil.
Nevertheless, the flight attendant then asked him if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
Rather predictably, the minister looked upon the cowboy with scorn - he viewed alcohol as being the work of the devil.
Nevertheless, the flight attendant then asked him if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
Sep 15, 2017 20:28:23 #
Sep 15, 2017 20:29:16 #
[quote=slatten49]A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
Rather predictably, the minister looked upon the cowboy with scorn - he viewed alcohol as being the work of the devil.
Nevertheless, the flight attendant then asked him if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."[/q]
😂😂😳😳
The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
Rather predictably, the minister looked upon the cowboy with scorn - he viewed alcohol as being the work of the devil.
Nevertheless, the flight attendant then asked him if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."[/q]
😂😂😳😳
Sep 15, 2017 23:15:08 #
Sep 16, 2017 06:49:52 #
Great minds think alike Sep 16, 2017 12:44:25 #
Sep 16, 2017 20:14:54 #
slatten49 wrote:
A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight... (show quote)
I didn't know Papi was a cowboy
Sep 16, 2017 20:18:29 #
badbobby wrote:
I didn't know Papi was a cowboy
The cowboys name was badbobby. You can find it under 'The minister and badbobby'.
Sep 17, 2017 13:37:45 #
slatten49 wrote:
A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight... (show quote)
Got a Sunday morning laugh out of that, Slats. Have a great day.
Sep 17, 2017 15:22:52 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BearK wrote:
Got a Sunday morning laugh out of that, Slats. Have a great day.
Et tu, Aunt Bee 
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