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Swimming across the Tank...
Sep 12, 2017 19:18:45   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, piranhas, and many other lethal creatures.

The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them three wishes.

Nobody was up to the challenge, so everyone just started having a good time and partying.

Suddenly, there was a big splash. The host looked and saw a man swimming for his life across the tank. Thankfully, he made it across in one piece.

The host walked over to the man and said, "Alright - you made it! WOW! What are your three wishes?"

The man replied: "First, you see that shotgun of yours? Give it to me. Second, see those bullets over there? Give them to me too. Third, show me the jerk that pushed me in."

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Sep 12, 2017 20:48:09   #
peter11937 Loc: NYS
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, piranhas, and many other lethal creatures.

The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them three wishes.

Nobody was up to the challenge, so everyone just started having a good time and partying.

Suddenly, there was a big splash. The host looked and saw a man swimming for his life across the tank. Thankfully, he made it across in one piece.

The host walked over to the man and said, "Alright - you made it! WOW! What are your three wishes?"

The man replied: "First, you see that shotgun of yours? Give it to me. Second, see those bullets over there? Give them to me too. Third, show me the jerk that pushed me in."
There was a party that many rich people attended. ... (show quote)


Funny, I like it!

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Sep 12, 2017 21:24:19   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, piranhas, and many other lethal creatures.

The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them three wishes.

Nobody was up to the challenge, so everyone just started having a good time and partying.

Suddenly, there was a big splash. The host looked and saw a man swimming for his life across the tank. Thankfully, he made it across in one piece.

The host walked over to the man and said, "Alright - you made it! WOW! What are your three wishes?"

The man replied: "First, you see that shotgun of yours? Give it to me. Second, see those bullets over there? Give them to me too. Third, show me the jerk that pushed me in."
There was a party that many rich people attended. ... (show quote)


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Sep 13, 2017 12:35:28   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, piranhas, and many other lethal creatures.

The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them three wishes.

Nobody was up to the challenge, so everyone just started having a good time and partying.

Suddenly, there was a big splash. The host looked and saw a man swimming for his life across the tank. Thankfully, he made it across in one piece.

The host walked over to the man and said, "Alright - you made it! WOW! What are your three wishes?"

The man replied: "First, you see that shotgun of yours? Give it to me. Second, see those bullets over there? Give them to me too. Third, show me the jerk that pushed me in."
There was a party that many rich people attended. ... (show quote)


prolly was some dastardly Marine
trying to get rid of the guy who was holding all his IOUs from the last poker game

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Sep 13, 2017 12:57:51   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
prolly was some dastardly Marine
trying to get rid of the guy who was holding all his IOUs from the last poker game


I have to give you that one BB, it was very funny.

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Sep 13, 2017 15:47:38   #
Big dog
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, piranhas, and many other lethal creatures.

The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them three wishes.

Nobody was up to the challenge, so everyone just started having a good time and partying.

Suddenly, there was a big splash. The host looked and saw a man swimming for his life across the tank. Thankfully, he made it across in one piece.

The host walked over to the man and said, "Alright - you made it! WOW! What are your three wishes?"

The man replied: "First, you see that shotgun of yours? Give it to me. Second, see those bullets over there? Give them to me too. Third, show me the jerk that pushed me in."
There was a party that many rich people attended. ... (show quote)


Now that's a true republican.

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Sep 13, 2017 19:01:55   #
goofball Loc: timbucktoo
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, piranhas, and many other lethal creatures.

The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them three wishes.

Nobody was up to the challenge, so everyone just started having a good time and partying.

Suddenly, there was a big splash. The host looked and saw a man swimming for his life across the tank. Thankfully, he made it across in one piece.

The host walked over to the man and said, "Alright - you made it! WOW! What are your three wishes?"

The man replied: "First, you see that shotgun of yours? Give it to me. Second, see those bullets over there? Give them to me too. Third, show me the jerk that pushed me in."
There was a party that many rich people attended. ... (show quote)


FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY PAPA 😂😂😂

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Sep 14, 2017 11:58:32   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
goofball wrote:
FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY PAPA 😂😂😂


gotta agree with you goof
Papi is kinda funny
but he has an excuse
he's a Marine

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Sep 14, 2017 13:20:13   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
gotta agree with you goof
Papi is kinda funny
but he has an excuse
he's a Marine


Yup, Marines are full of good humor, whether dispensing it from their vocal cords or a rifle barrel.

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Sep 14, 2017 15:20:06   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yup, Marines are full of good humor, whether dispensing it from their vocal cords or a rifle barrel.


sorry you misunderstood Papi
I meant funny,
you know
kinda outside the norm

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