How I lost my teef
Sep 2, 2017 13:32:35 #
How I lost my teeth
I was in the Western Bar and Grill last night sitting at the bar waiting for a beer when a butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me and slapped me on the back. She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number."
I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"
She said, "I sure do."
I said, "Well, you better get back in it before the rancher notices you're missing."
My dental surgery is next Monday.
I was in the Western Bar and Grill last night sitting at the bar waiting for a beer when a butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me and slapped me on the back. She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number."
I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"
She said, "I sure do."
I said, "Well, you better get back in it before the rancher notices you're missing."
My dental surgery is next Monday.
Sep 2, 2017 13:43:33 #
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Sep 2, 2017 14:00:03 #
Armageddun wrote:
How I lost my teeth br I was in the Western Bar an... (show quote)
That'll do it every time!
Sep 2, 2017 16:03:05 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
Armageddun wrote:
How I lost my teeth br I was in the Western Bar an... (show quote)
She got your number after all huh. You know, when she cleaned your clock?
Sep 3, 2017 11:41:55 #
Armageddun wrote:
How I lost my teeth br I was in the Western Bar an... (show quote)
why didn't you sick one a yer wormes on her???
Sep 3, 2017 11:43:33 #
Sep 3, 2017 11:45:24 #
bahmer wrote:
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hey bahm
you don't really believe Armi had any "teef" do you??
Sep 3, 2017 14:33:37 #
badbobby wrote:
jus like a bar room scrap with Swabbies
huh Papi????
huh Papi????
Yep, but we Marines, always the gentlemen, do help all the Swabbies in picking up their teeth.
Sep 3, 2017 17:22:10 #
Sep 3, 2017 21:26:02 #
Sep 4, 2017 08:46:00 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yep, but we Marines, always the gentlemen, do help all the Swabbies in picking up their teeth.
never lost any "teef"Papi
but I did get a few knots on my head
Sep 4, 2017 13:29:39 #
badbobby wrote:
never lost any "teef"Papi
but I did get a few knots on my head
but I did get a few knots on my head
In or on?
Sep 4, 2017 13:34:46 #
Sep 4, 2017 16:11:21 #
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