badbobby Loc: texas

My friend from Ohio tends to brag too much about his home state,
One day ,he told me and another guy;"You know,the first man in powered flight was from Ohio.
The first man to orbit the earth was from Ohio,and the first man on the moon was from Ohio."
"gee"observed my other friend"Seems like a whole lotta folks wanna get out of Ohio"



During a hike with a friend I noticed a black bird in a tree"I've always wondered what the difference is between a crow and a raven"I said
You have to count the pinion feathers on the wings"My companion replied."If there are four it's a crow,if there are five it's a raven"
"Really?"I asked,although I knew he didn't have a clue what he was talking about
"Oh,yes,"he replied
It is just a matter of a pinion!!"



I was in the checkout line of a grocery store when the sunny day suddenly turned gray and rainy.
"Wow,that sure was fast"I commented,looking outside.
"Oh, you can't trust weathermen."the young cashier said".They give you a different forecast every day".




Stuck in rush hour traffic,I couldn't help but stare when a burly biker in a black leather jacket and chaps pulled up to me on a shocking pink Harley-Davidson.
My first thoughts were,"Since that is a pink Harley,I wonder if he is Q----"
AS the light changed he pulled in front of me ,On the back of the bike were these stenciled words
"Yes,It;s pink,No I'm not."

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I've been thinking, BB...if you could play poker as well as you post jokes, neither Salty nor I would approach a game table with you sitting at it. As it is, though ...we can't get to that table fast enough to take your money.

When are you available for 'nother game The Sgt. Major wants a new vehicle...your treat.

P.S. In my travels, I have observed the citizens of three states the proudest and most braggadocious: Ohio, Georgia and of course, the obvious and deserved winner...Texas

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Yeah, and my Maggie wants a new bed, so please hurry and set up the game table again. We love the way ol' BB plays, or doesn't play, poker.

badbobby Loc: texas

pobrecito
just can't forget the beating you took at my hands playin poker
so you make up these dreams
you are right about Texas

badbobby Loc: texas

I know it breaks your heart Papi
but
A royal flush
really does beat two pair
pobricito
BTW
your IOUs you owe me are accruing interest

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

In your dreams, BB. My winnings from you account for several possessions of ours besides the ol' lady's.

badbobby Loc: texas

your IOUs are also just sitting here for attention that is not forthcoming
Pay up ya durn Marine
BTW--Papi said he would pay his if you would pay yours
but I will believe it if I see it

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

B-S, BB. We two Marines owe you nothing...short of gratitude for your ineptitude at poker.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

How many losing hands did you have before you finally realized that bit of poker truism?

Don't worry about th interest. Boot and I decided to stop charging you interest after the first 100 IOU's each of us collected from you.

badbobby Loc: texas

dream,when you're feelin blue
dream,but they won't come true
just,pay me what you owe me,
and my dreams will come true

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

We don't owe you compassion and good wishes, but we do give it uncompromisingly.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

True 'nuf, Salty...but ol' Popeye is testing both our compassion and source of good wishes.

However, another poker game and BB's gift for giving will mend all fences.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Taking his money during our poker games does, somewhat, assuage our guilt feelings of not allowing him to win more than two games during each session.

badbobby Loc: texas

If Jarhead BS was fuel
you guys could go to mars ,circle the planet,and return to earth,without refueling

BearK Loc: TN

Sorry BB, but your back and forth with Slats is more entertaining than the jokes.