Are You Available For the Night, Honey?
Aug 10, 2017 17:17:05 #
I had checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in.
It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up, you know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says, ....oh God, she sounded sexy!!
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like for you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. You name it, we'll do it. Bring anything you want."
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up, you know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says, ....oh God, she sounded sexy!!
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like for you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. You name it, we'll do it. Bring anything you want."
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
Aug 10, 2017 17:29:00 #
proud republican
Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
Mr Bombastic wrote:
I had checked into a hotel on a business trip and ... (show quote)
Lol that is very funny!!! True story???? So i better not give you my phone # Ive been told i have sexy voice ( wink,wink )
Aug 10, 2017 17:29:52 #
proud republican wrote:
Lol that is very funny!!! True story???? So i better not give you my phone # Ive been told i have sexy voice ( wink,wink )
No comment *SNIFF*!
Aug 10, 2017 21:35:01 #
Mr Bombastic wrote:
I had checked into a hotel on a business trip and ... (show quote)
papagringo posted this joke two entries down from yours.
Aug 10, 2017 22:10:01 #
pafret wrote:
papagringo posted this joke two entries down from yours.
That's because we both visit the same website. I told him about it. Now he's stealing my thunder.
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