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Aug 8, 2017 18:58:20   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
I'm afraid to ask what she asks/says. I guess this is one of the times when ignorance is bliss.

Relax, my friend. You are in good stead with her.

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Aug 8, 2017 19:15:37   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
Relax, my friend. You are in good stead with her.


She is a very lovely young lady, and quite intelligent. Look who she chose for her progenitors.

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Aug 8, 2017 19:44:35   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
She is a very lovely young lady, and quite intelligent. Look who she chose for her progenitors.

BB's gon'na be twisting in the wind trying to figure "progenitors" out, Salty.

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Aug 8, 2017 19:55:37   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
BB's gon'na be twisting in the wind trying to figure "progenitors" out, Salty.


He may try to equate it with genitalia. After all, he is a Swabbie.

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Aug 8, 2017 20:02:33   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
He may try to equate it with genitalia. After all, he is a Swabbie.

That sort'a says it all, doesn't it, Salty

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Aug 8, 2017 20:23:56   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
That sort'a says it all, doesn't it, Salty


Yup, but I do have sympathy for him, even a bit of empathy.

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Aug 9, 2017 17:11:24   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas...

If someone in a Loew's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas;

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas;

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas;

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas;

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas;

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas;

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas;

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas;

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph and everyone is going 80, you may live in Texas;

If the speed limit on the highway is 55mph...you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you ARE in Houston, Texas;

If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly,' you may live in Texas;

If you actually understand these jokes, you definitely live in Texas.

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks... (show quote)


all true and in July or August ,You see a coyote chasing a rabbit,and they are both walking,you surely live in Texas


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Aug 9, 2017 17:17:54   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
She is a very lovely young lady, and quite intelligent. Look who she chose for her progenitors.


she chose
pro janitors?
musta had a real dirty house!!!
how long do you suppose them pro janitors have to train?
coulda just hired a maid.
Prolly cheaper too

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Aug 9, 2017 17:20:26   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
He may try to equate it with genitalia. After all, he is a Swabbie.


unlike dastardly Marines,a
Swabbie's mind is always above his belt
durn Jarheads

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Aug 9, 2017 17:23:11   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yup, but I do have sympathy for him, even a bit of empathy.


And I for you my friend
It must be truly awful to realize each morning
that the real Navy rejected you,and you had to settle for that thing you call the "Corps"

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Aug 9, 2017 17:44:26   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
unlike dastardly Marines,a
Swabbie's mind is always above his belt
durn Jarheads

Yeah, true enough. Swabbie's heads are usually lost in the clouds.

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Aug 9, 2017 19:39:54   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
unlike dastardly Marines,a
Swabbie's mind is always above his belt
durn Jarheads


Only if his belt is still around his ankles.

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Aug 9, 2017 22:20:40   #
teabag09
 
Did you mean for Wolf go down and feed the gators or did you mean for him to take something with him to feed the gators? Mike
slatten49 wrote:
Continue to travel safely, Wolf. While in the Houston area, go down to Brazos Bend State Park and feed the gators.

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Aug 9, 2017 22:51:02   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
teabag09 wrote:
Did you mean for Wolf go down and feed the gators or did you mean for him to take something with him to feed the gators? Mike


He could probably pick up some road-kill along the way to feed the 'gators. Wolf needs to make it back safely to his home in Central Texas. No gators up here...just rattlesnakes & copperheads. He knows how to do deal with 'em.

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