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Aug 5, 2017 16:20:54   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)



If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!) (I think we all know someone capable of doing this)



The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)



A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(O.M.G.!!!)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)



Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Don't try this at home;maybe at work.)



The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home . What the...?



The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still can't believe that pig ..quality over quantity.)



Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)



The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm.......)



Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)



A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)



Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)



Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)

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Aug 5, 2017 16:43:07   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
missinglink wrote:
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)



If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!) (I think we all know someone capable of doing this)



The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)



A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(O.M.G.!!!)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)



Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Don't try this at home;maybe at work.)



The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home . What the...?



The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still can't believe that pig ..quality over quantity.)



Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)



The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm.......)



Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)



A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)



Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)



Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you... (show quote)


A pig may take 30 minutes to ejaculate but some dogs can take up to 90 minutes, and some insects the copulation may be several hours. Apparently the mantis is not one of them. I remember reading that turtles and tortoises take about 2 hours "tied" in breeding, but whether the male is ejaculating for the entire time I don't remember. Nature is really weird isn't it?

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Aug 6, 2017 14:17:53   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
A pig may take 30 minutes to ejaculate but some dogs can take up to 90 minutes, and some insects the copulation may be several hours. Apparently the mantis is not one of them. I remember reading that turtles and tortoises take about 2 hours "tied" in breeding, but whether the male is ejaculating for the entire time I don't remember. Nature is really weird isn't it?


this whole thread is kinda weired n p

dam pigs

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Aug 6, 2017 15:29:38   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
badbobby wrote:
this whole thread is kinda weired n p

dam pigs


actually, having at your quick recall a lot of little known facts can keep people wondering where you are coming from. In the case of these facts, it is because SWMBO comes from a family of veterinarians, and our best friend is a highly regarded dog breeder and published author. ME? I just like to keep people guessing and on their toes.

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Aug 6, 2017 21:13:43   #
boatbob2
 
Im jealous of that 30 minute PIG,and that 90 minute dog.....

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Aug 6, 2017 22:00:51   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
Glad you all enjoyed the post .

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