Insults for All Occasions: I am growing weary of the lameass, disingenuous, unimaginative and misspelled insults being bandied back and forth willy-nilly on this forum. I am going to...

Loki Loc: Georgia

I am growing weary of the lameass, disingenuous, unimaginative and misspelled insults being bandied back and forth willy-nilly on this forum. I am going to start an insult service. For a nominal fee, I will insult anyone on any subject. Spelling, punctuation, syntax and grammar will be guaranteed. You may choose between themes of mischevious, droll, sarcastic, or downright nasty. I am still working on a price list. I'm sick and tired of you effing amateurs. Put a professional in your corner for a very reasonable remuneration, and let the fur and feathers fly! Fee schedule forthcoming.

PhilosophyMan Loc: Washington state.

banjojack wrote:

I am growing weary of the lameass, disingenuous, u... (show quote)

im in, as long as the customers are anonymous.... :XD: :XD: :XD:
hopefully it isnt much, maybe a couple internet cookies or something.
I hope you wouldn't mind then being the sponge for everyone's hatred.

Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx

banjojack wrote:

I am growing weary of the lameass, disingenuous, u... (show quote)

I'll do my own, but thanks anyway. Why in cornbread hell, should you have all the fun.

Loki Loc: Georgia

PhilosophyMan wrote:

im in, as long as the customers are anonymous.... :XD: :XD: :XD:
hopefully it isnt much, maybe a couple internet cookies or something.
I hope you wouldn't mind then being the sponge for everyone's hatred.

I'm already that. This should also corner the market on envy. A twofer.

Loki Loc: Georgia

Unclet wrote:

I'll do my own, but thanks anyway. Why in cornbread hell, should you have all the fun.

Because I would not have incorrectly placed a comma after hell? Remember, I guarantee punctuation also.

RetNavyCWO Loc: VA suburb of DC

banjojack wrote:

Because I would not have incorrectly placed a comma after hell? Remember, I guarantee punctuation also.

Great service! But maybe you should have capitalized the "h" in Hell!

Loki Loc: Georgia

RetNavyCWO wrote:

Great service! But maybe you should have capitalized the "h" in Hell!

No, that would have been a free service. Do you think I'm the Salvation Army? The one freebie was by way of demonstration of need for my services. Some people make typos. Some simply don't know any better. I save some people the trouble of saving themselves the trouble of thinking.

Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx

banjojack wrote:

No, that would have been a free service. Do you think I'm the Salvation Army? The one freebie was by way of demonstration of need for my services. Some people make typos. Some simply don't know any better. I save some people the trouble of saving themselves the trouble of thinking.

Thanks again. I will also do my own thinking. There are enough useful idiots in this country who want someone else to do their thinking for them.

Baiting these same idiots using typos as in "teh for the" - errors in grammar "there for their and visa versa" also a , where a ; should used are all methosd used to determine if the reader is actually understanding the post or just looking for an argument about inane and nonsensical errors, looking to attack the messenger because they lack the ability to argue the topic of discussion without insults.

Loki Loc: Georgia

Unclet wrote:

Thanks again. I will also do my own thinking. Th... (show quote)

Look at the title once more: The entire purpose is dispensing insults; not dispensing with them. I am just weary of these amateurish attempts at contumely. Speaking of typos; methosd is one of those, I believe. There is also a difference between the occasional typo, and a tsunami of grossly misspelled words, coupled with a complete ignorance of proper punctuation, grammar and syntax. "Vice versa," not "visa."

Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx

banjojack wrote:

Look at the title once more: The entire purpose is dispensing insults; not dispensing with them. I am just weary of these amateurish attempts at contumely. Speaking of typos; methosd is one of those, I believe. There is also a difference between the occasional typo, and a tsunami of grossly misspelled words, coupled with a complete ignorance of proper punctuation, grammar and syntax. "Vice versa," not "visa."

Great, you got my message then, and we understand onenuther, and are almost in perfect agreement. Cut out all the BS and do the best you can with what you have. Most of us are intelligent enough to cipher what is meant. The rest just don't friking matter.

Loki Loc: Georgia

Unclet wrote:

Great, you got my message then, and we understand onenuther, and are almost in perfect agreement. Cut out all the BS and do the best you can with what you have. Most of us are intelligent enough to cipher what is meant. The rest just don't friking matter.

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I won't point out the obvious.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

banjojack wrote:

I am growing weary of the lameass, disingenuous, u... (show quote)

How about beginning with rayon woof, alicia, CWO and 669. Nah, skip rayon, he is worth neither the time nor effort.

Loki Loc: Georgia

Old_Gringo wrote:

How about beginning with rayon woof, alicia and 669. Nah, skip rayon, he is worth neither the time nor effort.

How about some quid pro quo? (LOL). Retarded 669 is almost a labor of love. Alicia? You mean Ms. [almost] Mensa?

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

banjojack wrote:

How about some quid pro quo? (LOL). Retarded 669 is almost a labor of love. Alicia? You mean Ms. [almost] Mensa?

Si.

Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx

Old_Gringo wrote:

Si.

All of those listed by Jack and Yourself fall under the mind and matter category. We don't mind, cause they just don't matter.