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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Lets have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas

- No television

- No nude women

- No football

- No pork chops

- No hot dogs

- No burgers

- No beer

- No bacon

- Rags for clothes

- Towels for hats

- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower

- More than one wife

- More than one mother in law

- You can't shave

- Your wife can't shave

- You can't wash off the smell of donkey

- You cook over burning camel shit

- Your wife is picked by someone else for you

- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no Shit, Sherlock!....

It's not like it could get much worse !!

cheers

peter11937 Loc: NYS

Oh so true!!!

jimahrens Loc: California

goofball Loc: timbucktoo

So true so true so true,!

F.D.R.

I would like to suggest that we set aside some space on an abandoned military base where would-be suicide bombers can do a practice run with vests provided by our government. Perhaps liberals could provide postumous participation trophies to the participants for their proud families to display.

Big Bass

But, to add insult to injury, when they die, they don't get 72 virgins, they get one 72-year-old virgin.