If My Body Was a Car!
Jun 23, 2017 20:11:34 #
imbobbyc
Loc: Montana
If My Body Was a Car!
If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...
But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus,
And it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it.
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,
Either My Radiator Leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!
If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...
But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus,
And it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it.
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,
Either My Radiator Leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!
Jun 23, 2017 22:07:49 #
Jun 24, 2017 09:23:52 #
imbobbyc wrote:
I am most thankful that my body is not a "car" If it were and with short temper I would be likely to run some S.O.B that pissed me off. The amusing part of this fantasy is that I being an inanimate object could not be charged but, rather be traded in for a newer model with a clean title.If My Body Was a Car! br br If my body was a car,... (show quote)
Jun 24, 2017 21:56:12 #
Ain't that the truth.
Cranking up, I sputter on my take offs. My joints and gear need lubricating. lol
Cranking up, I sputter on my take offs. My joints and gear need lubricating. lol
Jun 25, 2017 07:45:44 #
imbobbyc
Loc: Montana
PulletSurprise wrote:
Ain't that the truth.
Cranking up, I sputter on my take offs. My joints and gear need lubricating. lol
Cranking up, I sputter on my take offs. My joints and gear need lubricating. lol
copy that yup
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