Slatten Visits the Ice Cream Parlour
Jun 22, 2017 15:56:16 #
Slatten shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
Jun 22, 2017 15:58:45 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
AuntiE wrote:
Slatten shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
Jun 22, 2017 16:09:10 #
AuntiE wrote:
Slatten shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
Jun 22, 2017 16:24:08 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
AuntiE wrote:
Slatten shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
I know the feeling.................um.............about both maladies.
Jun 22, 2017 17:57:19 #
AuntiE wrote:
Slatten shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
Lolol,
Jun 22, 2017 17:58:02 #
lpnmajor wrote:
I know the feeling.................um.............about both maladies.
Shhhhhh, major~~ too much info.....
Jun 22, 2017 18:43:13 #
lindajoy wrote:
Shhhhhh, major~~ too much info.....
He probably deserved at least one of the two maladies.
Jun 22, 2017 19:28:36 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
Slatten shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
"Shuffled"
In my experience, a good banana split will erase both pains.
Jun 22, 2017 20:10:11 #
slatten49 wrote:
"Shuffled"
Not only shuffled, but shuffled slowly
Quote:
In my experience, a good banana split will erase both pains.
Glutton!!!
Jun 22, 2017 20:42:48 #
Jun 22, 2017 22:07:32 #
AuntiE wrote:
He probably deserved at least one of the two maladies.
Oh, I suspect he DID deserve at least one...lololol
Jun 23, 2017 18:24:00 #
AuntiE wrote:
Slatten shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
he prolly has both ailments
Jun 23, 2017 18:27:16 #
slatten49 wrote:
That doesn't make me a bad person.
maybe not that particular reason
Jun 23, 2017 18:49:58 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
maybe not that particular reason
You do know I can read between the lines of your comments, BB.
Jun 23, 2017 19:10:54 #
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