The Perfect Man
Jun 18, 2017 15:34:55 #
The Perfect Man
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Frank Falstaff. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Falstaff every single time."
Passenger "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank Falstaff. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano.
He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was really something special."
Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Falstaff could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow, what a guy!"
Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Falstaff."
Passenger: "How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife."
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Frank Falstaff. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Falstaff every single time."
Passenger "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank Falstaff. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano.
He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was really something special."
Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Falstaff could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow, what a guy!"
Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Falstaff."
Passenger: "How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife."
Jun 19, 2017 13:38:07 #
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