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Jun 18, 2017 13:19:13   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then pee.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by
pissing and moaning.

Thought you'd like to know.

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Jun 18, 2017 13:27:32   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then pee.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by
pissing and moaning.

Thought you'd like to know.
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company ... (show quote)


pissing and moaning
yep
lessons pounded into Marine boots
no wonder they are so good at it

goodun Papi

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Jun 18, 2017 13:38:20   #
padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then pee.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by
pissing and moaning.

Thought you'd like to know.
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company ... (show quote)


Yes indeed! The ultimate progressive strategy and solution for every perceived wrong.

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Jun 18, 2017 14:27:11   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
pissing and moaning
yep
lessons pounded into Marine boots
no wonder they are so good at it

goodun Papi

The worst pissing and moaning comes from sissy Squids when their panties are too tight.

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Jun 18, 2017 15:03:09   #
padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al
 
slatten49 wrote:
The worst pissing and moaning comes from sissy Squids when their panties are too tight.


Uh oh! This is fixin to get nasty. I remember that the only reason those of us who were career servicemen were glad to see the end of the Vietnam war was so that we could return to our primary objective - fighting one another.

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Jun 18, 2017 19:55:56   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
The worst pissing and moaning comes from sissy Squids when their panties are too tight.


go on your trip
if you are back
take another one

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Jun 18, 2017 20:08:20   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
go on your trip
if you are back
take another one

You're a trip in and of yourself, BB.

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Jun 18, 2017 20:19:52   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
You're a trip in and of yourself, BB.


some have said to me
"a trip and a half"
others have said to me
"if brains could take you around the world
you couldn't get out of sight"

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Jun 18, 2017 20:54:18   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
some have said to me
"a trip and a half"
others have said to me
"if brains could take you around the world
you couldn't get out of sight"

No comment.


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Jun 18, 2017 21:24:45   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then pee.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by
pissing and moaning.

Thought you'd like to know.
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company ... (show quote)



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Jun 19, 2017 13:42:12   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
some have said to me
"a trip and a half"
others have said to me
"if brains could take you around the world
you couldn't get out of sight"


I think they meant 'half a trip' and hoped you would get out of sight. You were scaring all the lovelies that were with the Marines in their beautiful DB's.

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Jun 19, 2017 13:49:19   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
I think they meant 'half a trip' and hoped you would get out of sight. You were scaring all the lovelies that were with the Marines in their beautiful DB's.


Papi
there is nothing to top a dreamer
specially an old worn out Marine dreamer
Sailors just let the Marines have their castoffs
now have a good snort of that Vodka you like,
lean back,close your eyes
now you can dream that Marines are as good as Sailors
and that ya'll had first choice of the lovelies

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Jun 19, 2017 13:58:46   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Papi
there is nothing to top a dreamer
specially an old worn out Marine dreamer
Sailors just let the Marines have their castoffs
now have a good snort of that Vodka you like,
lean back,close your eyes
now you can dream that Marines are as good as Sailors
and that ya'll had first choice of the lovelies

BB, I posted a thread that involves the three of us in a short story. You are not the hero, though.

The thread is titled...'Technological Advances.'

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Jun 19, 2017 14:00:54   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
BB, I posted a thread that involves the three of us in a short story. You are not the hero, though.

The thread is titled...'Technological Advances.'


I'm not the hero????
why did you even bother???

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Jun 19, 2017 14:41:07   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
I'm not the hero????
why did you even bother???

I became possessed by demonic powers...probably AuntiE's.

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