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Jan 27, 2014 16:22:30   #
Peaver Bogart
 
This is great!!
I know God is giggling!

A Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day!
Gotta love this Judge!

You must read this......
A proper decision by the courts...
for a change.

A FLORIDA COURT SETS
ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.
The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore,
April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned..."
You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!


This is too good not to forward!
 
Jan 27, 2014 16:34:03   #
PhilosophyMan
 
Peaver Bogart wrote:
This is great!!
I know God is giggling!

A Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day!
Gotta love this Judge!

You must read this......
A proper decision by the courts...
for a change.

A FLORIDA COURT SETS
ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.
The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore,
April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned..."
You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!


This is too good not to forward!
This is great!! br I know God is giggling! br br... (show quote)


did this really happen?
if so...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jan 27, 2014 16:43:58   #
Peaver Bogart
 
PhilosophyMan wrote:
did this really happen?
if so...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


As far as I know it happened. I got the email just this morning.
Jan 27, 2014 17:28:43   #
Ve'hoe (a regular here)
 
Good one,,,, I guess we can all admit now that atheism, is indeed a religion,,,and worthy of the scorn and damnation that the rest of us have to put up with!!

Just like Gays getting married,,, after 2 divorces,,, Be my Guest Gentelman/women... be MY GUESTS!!


Peaver Bogart wrote:
As far as I know it happened. I got the email just this morning.
Jan 27, 2014 18:25:30   #
faithistheword
 
Peaver Bogart wrote:
This is great!!
I know God is giggling!

A Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day!
Gotta love this Judge!

You must read this......
A proper decision by the courts...
for a change.

A FLORIDA COURT SETS
ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.
The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore,
April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned..."
You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!


This is too good not to forward!
This is great!! br I know God is giggling! br br... (show quote)





LOVE IT ! LOVE IT !! LOVE IT !!
That Judge must be a Reagan appointee. I wish Sheriff Joe would take his 'Birther' case to him !
Jan 27, 2014 18:45:32   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
Peaver Bogart wrote:
This is great!!
I know God is giggling!

A Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day!
Gotta love this Judge!

You must read this......
A proper decision by the courts...
for a change.

A FLORIDA COURT SETS
ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.
The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore,
April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned..."
You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!


This is too good not to forward!
This is great!! br I know God is giggling! br br... (show quote)


Good post I loved it.
 
Jan 27, 2014 20:13:47   #
GEM lucas
 
Ve'hoe wrote:
Good one,,,, I guess we can all admit now that atheism, is indeed a religion,,,and worthy of the scorn and damnation that the rest of us have to put up with!!

Just like Gays getting married,,, after 2 divorces,,, Be my Guest Gentelman/women... be MY GUESTS!!


So you think we need to tell all the Gays that they can have the same holiday as the Atheist, April the first. Good old April fools day. I love it ,sounds right to me.
Jan 27, 2014 20:41:58   #
Ve'hoe (a regular here)
 
Huh??? what has being GAY have to do with Atheism???

Re-read,,,,, hit yourself in the head with your mouse and try again,,,



GEM lucas wrote:
So you think we need to tell all the Gays that they can have the same holiday as the Atheist, April the first. Good old April fools day. I love it ,sounds right to me.
Jan 27, 2014 20:48:50   #
PoppaGringo
 
True or not, I love it!
Jan 27, 2014 21:20:10   #
GEM lucas
 
Ve'hoe wrote:
Huh??? what has being GAY have to do with Atheism???

Re-read,,,,, hit yourself in the head with your mouse and try again,,,


Well they both seem to have a hard time getting things right in their head. I still think it's a good holiday for them, even if you don't agree; sorry about your luck
Jan 27, 2014 21:43:03   #
Ve'hoe (a regular here)
 
Oh,, I see,,,, no,,, what I meant was that if the "atheists" become an actual religion (which they are) they will now have to put up with their own crap from someone else,,, see how they like it??

And in the institute of marriage,,, Once Gays become an "institutional" partner in marital bliss, they will suffer the same problems straights have,,, bitchy wives, lazy and foolish husbands, and infidelity, boredom, and irreconcilable differences,,,,,

Soon, they wont be able to distinguish themselves from the people they despised,,,

I guess it is a lesson in "Watch out what you wish for,, you just might get it!!""

And once you become respectable and responsible, you then become a target for all those who are not!!
Grab your popcorn and beer cooler, lounge back and enjoy the show!!


GEM lucas wrote:
Well they both seem to have a hard time getting things right in their head. I still think it's a good holiday for them, even if you don't agree; sorry about your luck
 
Jan 28, 2014 06:05:48   #
GEM lucas
 
Ve'hoe wrote:
Oh,, I see,,,, no,,, what I meant was that if the "atheists" become an actual religion (which they are) they will now have to put up with their own crap from someone else,,, see how they like it??

And in the institute of marriage,,, Once Gays become an "institutional" partner in marital bliss, they will suffer the same problems straights have,,, bitchy wives, lazy and foolish husbands, and infidelity, boredom, and irreconcilable differences,,,,,

Soon, they wont be able to distinguish themselves from the people they despised,,,

I guess it is a lesson in "Watch out what you wish for,, you just might get it!!""

And once you become respectable and responsible, you jbecome a target for all those who are not!!
Grab your popcorn and beer cooler, lounge back and enjoy the show!!
Oh,, I see,,,, no,,, what I meant was that if the ... (show quote)

Just today I was talking to a young Guy that said he was Gay. I told him about the Florida Judge . he wasn't impressed, so I thought I would take it a little farther .I told him I found a cure for him.I always told him I was a Jack of all trades.I opened my tool box and picked up a drill and said .I'll have to look inside your head to make sure if It's. a short circuit or bad plumbing . But I will get it fixed for you. then he finally got him to laugh.
Jan 28, 2014 06:06:01   #
GEM lucas
 
Ve'hoe wrote:
Oh,, I see,,,, no,,, what I meant was that if the "atheists" become an actual religion (which they are) they will now have to put up with their own crap from someone else,,, see how they like it??

And in the institute of marriage,,, Once Gays become an "institutional" partner in marital bliss, they will suffer the same problems straights have,,, bitchy wives, lazy and foolish husbands, and infidelity, boredom, and irreconcilable differences,,,,,

Soon, they wont be able to distinguish themselves from the people they despised,,,

I guess it is a lesson in "Watch out what you wish for,, you just might get it!!""

And once you become respectable and responsible, you jbecome a target for all those who are not!!
Grab your popcorn and beer cooler, lounge back and enjoy the show!!
Oh,, I see,,,, no,,, what I meant was that if the ... (show quote)

Just today I was talking to a young Guy that said he was Gay. I told him about the Florida Judge . he wasn't impressed, so I thought I would take it a little farther .I told him I found a cure for him.I always told him I was a Jack of all trades.I opened my tool box and picked up a drill and said .I'll have to look inside your head to make sure if It's. a short circuit or bad plumbing . But I will get it fixed for you. then he finally got him to laugh.
Jan 28, 2014 06:13:29   #
Ve'hoe (a regular here)
 
You know,,, I just don't see it either,,, the two gays that I have known, have had clear cut episodes of sexual abuse in their backgrounds... yet remain firmly convinced and outspoken that, that has NOTHING to do with it. Yet knowing them growing up, I saw the change,,, just didn't know what it was, or what it was about. I don't know...


GEM lucas wrote:
Just today I was talking to a young Guy that said he was Gay. I told him about the Florida Judge . he wasn't impressed, so I thought I would take it a little farther .I told him I found a cure for him.I always told him I was a Jack of all trades.I opened my tool box and picked up a drill and said .I'll have to look inside your head to make sure if It's. a short circuit or bad plumbing . But I will get it fixed for you. then he finally got him to laugh.
Jan 28, 2014 11:33:07   #
RetNavyCWO
 
Peaver Bogart wrote:
This is great!!
I know God is giggling!

A Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day!
Gotta love this Judge!

You must read this......
A proper decision by the courts...
for a change.

A FLORIDA COURT SETS
ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.
The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore,
April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned..."
You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!


This is too good not to forward!
This is great!! br I know God is giggling! br br... (show quote)


I first read this chuckle story more than 2 years ago.
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