The Fence Test . A straight up country test . Which side are you on ?
Jun 7, 2017 13:21:42 #
You do not need to be a registered Democrat or Republican .
This is more liberal verse conservative ideologies .
This has been around. Just thought I'd share .
The Fence Test
You can't get any more accurate than this!
This is straight forward country thinking by
Jeff Foxworthy
Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.
If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.
I would not be thought of as being country but I sure like thoughts like these.
This is more liberal verse conservative ideologies .
This has been around. Just thought I'd share .
The Fence Test
You can't get any more accurate than this!
This is straight forward country thinking by
Jeff Foxworthy
Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.
If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.
I would not be thought of as being country but I sure like thoughts like these.
Jun 7, 2017 14:54:23 #
missinglink wrote:
You do not need to be a registered Democrat or Rep... (show quote)
That pretty well sums it up. Only, I would have used a normal person, and a leftist. A leftist, progressive (whatever that is) would rather watch a person starve to death than eat something they don't approve of.
Jun 7, 2017 15:23:00 #
Most of them are fascist wannabe's so what You've said would fit that bill .
archie bunker wrote:
That pretty well sums it up. Only, I would have used a normal person, and a leftist. A leftist, progressive (whatever that is) would rather watch a person starve to death than eat something they don't approve of.
Jun 8, 2017 11:46:09 #
Leftests demand that the world conform to their wishes. Everyone else just adjusts their lives to reality.
Semper Fi
Semper Fi
Jun 8, 2017 11:52:04 #
missinglink wrote:
You do not need to be a registered Democrat or Rep... (show quote)
A TRUE leftist is a squeaky wheel and demands to be oiled.
A TRUE republican thinks the wheel should be replaced.
Jun 8, 2017 12:53:55 #
I agree with the statements. I am voted for Trump . I am more hard right than most republicans. Flake , McCain don't get the pleasure of my vote . I actually write in someone else
Jun 8, 2017 13:19:48 #
Short and to the point . Good answer.
GmanTerry wrote:
Leftests demand that the world conform to their wishes. Everyone else just adjusts their lives to reality.
Semper Fi
Semper Fi
Jun 8, 2017 13:21:22 #
Now that's not exactly P C . I like it . 
Hope the P C Police aren't reading it.
Hope the P C Police aren't reading it.
Big Bass wrote:
A TRUE leftist is a squeaky wheel and demands to be oiled.
A TRUE republican thinks the wheel should be replaced.
A TRUE republican thinks the wheel should be replaced.
Jun 8, 2017 15:38:45 #
Noraa
Loc: Kansas
missinglink wrote:
Now that's not exactly P C . I like it .
Hope the P C Police aren't reading it.
Hope the P C Police aren't reading it.
Better watch out Big Bass. If they find out where you live they will be demonstrating outside your house.
Jun 8, 2017 15:58:23 #
Jun 9, 2017 10:38:06 #
missinglink wrote:
Now that's not exactly P C . I like it .
Hope the P C Police aren't reading it.
Hope the P C Police aren't reading it.
PC is going the way of the libturds - to the cemetery.
Jun 9, 2017 10:39:13 #
Noraa wrote:
Better watch out Big Bass. If they find out where you live they will be demonstrating outside your house.
As long as they realize I'm protected by high-speed lead. Bring 'em on!
Jun 9, 2017 14:08:19 #
Noraa
Loc: Kansas
Big Bass wrote:
As long as they realize I'm protected by high-speed lead. Bring 'em on!
You and me both!
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