My Birthday
May 11, 2017 03:55:39 #
To everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday, Thank you all. From the bottom of my heart. (Top, also.) I don't feel a day over 150. In dog years. Here's to each and every one of us having a hundred more. (Each, not total). I would like to say that agree or disagree, Liberal or Conservative, the posters on OPP at least care enough to get mad and get involved, which puts you, both left and right, light years ahead of the average clueless and apathetic voter. Rock on and thank you once more.
For you people who didn't wish me a happy birthday, don't bother looking under your Christmas trees this year. I had a talk with Santa Claus and we decided that he would deliver your presents to needy orphaned aardvarks all over the world.
For you people who didn't wish me a happy birthday, don't bother looking under your Christmas trees this year. I had a talk with Santa Claus and we decided that he would deliver your presents to needy orphaned aardvarks all over the world.
May 11, 2017 04:08:03 #
Loki wrote:
To everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday, Thank ... (show quote)
Belated Happy Birthday!
May 11, 2017 07:16:44 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Loki wrote:
To everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday, Thank ... (show quote)
What about the needy, orphaned armadillos down here in Texas
Are they to be completely forgotten 
May 11, 2017 07:37:19 #
slatten49 wrote:
What about the needy, orphaned armadillos down here in Texas Are they to be completely forgotten
Are they to be completely forgotten Don't fret Slatt, I am chairman of "The Society for Preservation of the Curly Tailed Ringgit (SPCTR)" and I would be honored to include Orphaned Armadillos in our preservation agenda. I will change the name of my Charity to "The Society for Preservation of the Curly Tailed Ringgit and Orphaned Armadillos (SPCTROA). All of our solicitations will include funds for this deserving species, henceforth. For those who would like to contribute send all checks made payable to Mean Street Marking.
There is a video on U-Tube of Ringgits frolicking under the spreading limbs of a Bunyan Tree and if you send me a few Armadillos I will reshoot the video, to include some Armadillos burrowing under the roots, they taste delicious -- the roots not the Armadillos.
May 11, 2017 07:42:58 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
pafret wrote:
Don't fret Slatt, I am chairman of "The Socie... (show quote)
Will roadkill do
They are readily available and much easier to catch. 
May 11, 2017 08:18:47 #
slatten49 wrote:
What about the needy, orphaned armadillos down here in Texas Are they to be completely forgotten
Are they to be completely forgotten They already got a present....they aren't possums.
May 11, 2017 08:27:47 #
May 11, 2017 08:40:57 #
Sons of Liberty wrote:
Sorry I missed your birthday. I do hope it was a special one.
Look on the bright side; you are going to make a poor, orphaned aardvark happy this Christmas. Thank you for the wish, but you understand that Santa is a busy guy, and I can't ask him to make exceptions. LOL
May 11, 2017 08:59:13 #
Loki wrote:
Look on the bright side; you are going to make a poor, orphaned aardvark happy this Christmas. Thank you for the wish, but you understand that Santa is a busy guy, and I can't ask him to make exceptions. LOL
I've never worried much about myself, it's those special ones that surround me that I fend for.
May 11, 2017 09:29:42 #
Sons of Liberty wrote:
I've never worried much about myself, it's those special ones that surround me that I fend for.
I am one of Santa personal elves and I'm assured you will be given a special Christmas..Loki scores big time too because Santa likes that he's taking care of "his guiders" to homes far, far, away...
May 11, 2017 09:54:38 #
Loki wrote:
To everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday, Thank ... (show quote)
So, I'm just curious if you wore your Birthday suit anywhere special?? walking your dog perhaps??? LOLOLOLOOOLOLLLOOL Made myself laugh....
May 11, 2017 11:49:29 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lindajoy wrote:
So, I'm just curious if you wore your Birthday suit anywhere special?? walking your dog perhaps??? LOLOLOLOOOLOLLLOOL Made myself laugh....
That is a graphic of which I can do without. 
May 11, 2017 12:09:59 #
lindajoy wrote:
So, I'm just curious if you wore your Birthday suit anywhere special?? walking your dog perhaps??? LOLOLOLOOOLOLLLOOL Made myself laugh....
I wore it everywhere; I just had to cover it up. Some people have no sense of humor.
May 11, 2017 15:55:48 #
slatten49 wrote: That is a graphic of which I can do without.
That is a graphic of which I can do without. Ahh, good, you saw and shall see again~~~~lolololol
May 11, 2017 15:57:00 #
Loki wrote:
I wore it everywhere; I just had to cover it up. Some people have no sense of humor.
Dang them anyway~~ always gettin in the way of sheer bliss!!!!!!! lololol
Seems slatt does, he saw you just fine too....lolololololollll
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