OK Padre, try this one then:
Hitler, Lenin, Stalin, Mussolini and about ten Progressives walk into a bar.
The bartender exclaims "What is this, a joke?"

A Dog Walks Into a Bar...
And asks the bartender, “Do you have any jobs?”
The bartender says, “Why don’t you try the circus?”
The dog replies, “Why would the circus need a bartender?”

A Man Walks Into a Bar...

He leans over and says to the bartender, "Hey, will you give me a free beer if I show you something so amazing that I can guarantee you've never seen it before?"

The bartender says, "Okay, but it had better be good."

The man reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a hamster. He sets the hamster down on the bar. It scurries about, jumps off the end, turns a perfect somersault in midair, and lands on the piano. He then begins to dance across the keys, playing the piano beautifully. The bartender says, "Wow! That was truly incredible! Have a beer."

The man finishes his beer and says to the bartender, "Hey, if I show you something else that is so amazing I can guarantee you've never seen before, will you give me another free beer?"

"If it's as amazing as that hamster, then sure," the bartender replies.

So the man reaches into his other coat pocket and pulls out a frog. He sets the frog down on the bar, and the frog begins to sing beautifully. The bartender is again amazed, and the man earns another beer.

As the man is drinking his beer, a guy at the other end of the bar walks over and says, "What a performer! I'll give you $500 for that frog."

The first man says, "It’s a deal!" and sells the guy his frog. The bartender shakes his head slowly. "Not that it's any of my business, mind you, but that was a real, live singing frog. Why would you sell it for only $500? You could have made millions off of it."

The man says, "Nah, don't worry. The hamster's also a ventriloquist."

Spoken like a true Communist! HATE is the hallmark of the left. 120 Million Conservatives, Christians & Capitalists robbed of everything & SLAUGHTERED in the 20th Century by your ilk. We have finally discovered we have had it backwards thinking you people are misguided while those you think we are evil. Cult like conformity & constant bashing eigh ??? Who has tactics to shut up the opposition & who won't let those who disagree with them speak on college campuses ??????????????