badbob85037 wrote:
Here's one just take into consideration I don't know a lot of jokes I can print here,Benny was at the beach one day and found an old urn. He started shining it up when a genie came out of the urn and granted him three wishes. The only thing the genie required was Benny never shave again and if he did shave he would turn into an urn. Things went great for about 15 years. Benny had money, women and a big house to keep them in but he started tripping over his beard and it had to weigh 20 pounds. No longer to cope with the misery one day he shaved it off and as the genie told him he turned into an urn. The moral of the story is a Benny shaved is a Benny urn.
Here's one just take into consideration I don't kn... (
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you are a fun guy bb(when you wanna be)
slatten49 wrote:
I call's 'em as I see's 'em.
your eyesight must be terrible
slatten49 wrote:
Another 'Brilliant Statement", eh
Thanks, Ol' Feller...'preciate that
well Slat
if you wanna call it that---
course no one else does
slatten49 wrote:
Nah, they don't.
Their BS just oozes out'ta Swabbies like sweat.
and that little bit of nonsense
was just more Marine BS
slatten49 wrote:
BB, you might wan'na re-read my description of the Saintly Marines: "Marines, on the other hand, are manly and impeccable in manner, style and appearance."
On the other hand, modesty is not our greatest virtue.
Yet, Sailors have earned a right to their well-deserved modesty.
BB, you might wan'na re-read my description of the... (
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that's true Swabbies don't spread BULLS**T like Marines
slatten49 wrote:
USN Water Lilies may, on occasion, be "upstanding" but they generally squat to pee. Marines, on the other hand, are manly and impeccable in manner, style and appearance.
so
you agree that you are slovenly
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, quite probably, with your being an ornery ol' curmudgeon and myself...a social butterfly.
the differences between a fine upstanding handsome Swabby
and a slovenly Jarhead
slatten49 wrote:
Obviously, the guy is/was a durn Squid.
and you are obviously a nitpickin Jarhead
Pay me
Loser
shipwreck survivor washes up on the beach of an island and is immediately surrounded by a group of native warriors.
“I’m done for”, the man cries in despair.
“No you are not,” comes a booming voice from the heavens. “Listen carefully, and do exactly as I say. Grab the spear from the one who is beside you and shove it through the heart of the chief.”
The man does so, and the remainder of the band stare in disbelief.
“Now, what?” the man asks the heavens.
“Now, you are done for.”
Rose42 wrote:
Good to see you BB. I always think of bahmer when I see your name. Miss him and you as well.
thank you Rose
I miss my friends on OPP too
Peewee wrote:
Welcome back BB, I miss him too. Hoping you and yours are doing fine. Try not to be such a stranger. I've missed you too.
youdaman Peewee always great to see you