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Aug 21, 2019 19:43:00   #
fullspinzoo wrote:
Trump's no racist, says Dem Borough President, Andrew Stein. His record over 46 years proves it. This pretty much debunks all of this racist bullshit. Most overused word in poltics today. AOC called Pelosi a racist less than a week ago. It has pretty much no pizazz. If you don't get called a racist at least once a week, you're a NOBODY>

You are a perfect example of The Donald's comments below...
Aug 21, 2019 19:19:09   #
nwtk2007 wrote:
I and others say Trump has never said anything racist. Prove us wrong. You won't post because you can't. I have posted his actual comments in their entirety. I have done the work Mr BoZo. Now you do yours. Give us the racist comments.

The following small sample is from Fortune Magazine, rated by Media Bias/Fact Check as "center-right."
Aug 21, 2019 18:20:25   #
badbobby wrote:
no debt
so no use waitin
pay me

You live in an alternate reality.
Aug 21, 2019 16:24:36   #
badbobby wrote:
speakin of amusement
pay me Slat

Every durn day, I pay you no attention. Isn't that enough

BTW, what 'bout your debt to long am I supposed to wait
Aug 21, 2019 15:58:29   #
badbobby wrote:
golly gee Slat
didn't mean to upset you
and since the duck was in reality a coot
that's prolly why you were able to(very luckily)hit him
I understand that coots fly much slower than ducks
kinda like Marines are slower than Swabbies(intellectually speakin)

You are often amusing, BB, yet never upsetting. I don't take Squids seriously enough to be upset.
Aug 21, 2019 15:31:08   #
bahmer wrote:
I sure hope that you enjoyed that duck dinner there Slatten.

That durn bird turned out to be a mud hen, which is a type of coot...sort'a like BB, an old coot.

coot [koÍžot] NOUN; an aquatic bird of the rail family, with blackish plumage, lobed feet, and a bill that extends back on to the forehead as a horny shield.

INFORMAL; a foolish or eccentric person, typically an old man.
Aug 21, 2019 13:12:48   #
nwtk2007 wrote:

Maybe she's not annoyed at all. Maybe she's thinking that, with climate change, Greenland might be the keys to the future treasury of Denmark. Trump said lets talk about it. She said no. He said ok, I've got other things to do. Simple as that!

Yeah, I can go with that.
Aug 21, 2019 13:09:35   #
badbobby wrote:
Slat was duck hunting on land adjacent bahmer's posted land
Slat got real lucky(he's a terrible shot)and hit a duck
Unfortunately the duck fell onto bahm's posted land
Now Slat wasn't going to lose that duck(he had bets with friends that he could hit one)
so he started climbing the fence to retrieve the duck
But just then bahmer drove up and told Slat to get his ass off that fence,that he wasn't going to get that dead duck
Well,Slat was infuriated and he told bahm that if he didn't let him get the duck,he would sue bahm's overalls off
But bahm just smiled and said"You must be from the South,or maybe Texas.We settle little matters like this outta court"
Slat asked how
bahm said"We use the three kick rule.If there is a disagreement we give each other three kicks,and back and forth until one party gives up"
Now Slat ,being one a them Marines(you all know the BS instilled in the recruits in boot camp;that Marines are tougher than anyone else and other BS) figured he could easily take ol bahm,so he agreed to the three kick rule and offered bahm the first one to start kicking
Well bahm's first kick put the toe of his heavy work boot into Slat's groin,and put Slat to his knees
the second kick smashed Slat's nose and put him belly down
the third kick was to his kidneys and made him throw up
Slat gathered what strength he had left and crawled to his knees
"Okay bahmer,now it's my turn"
but bahm just smiled and said"No' you win,you can go get the duck'
Slat was duck hunting on land adjacent bahmer's p... (show quote)

Bahmer's a mean-spirited son-of-a-gun. He got that way by hanging with you, ya' durn Squid.
Aug 21, 2019 13:04:45   #
Blade_Runner wrote:

Not gonna happen no matter who wins or loses elections, the crazy bastards don't have a clue what they are doing.

It would be hard to argue with that.
Aug 21, 2019 12:22:42   #
badbobby wrote:
I'm so sorry that you are feeling older

but believe me,there is worse to come
hope you are up to it ol friend

I'd be better prepared if'n you paid your debt to me.
Aug 21, 2019 12:16:54   #
MR Mister wrote:
Show me where it sets any limit, champ.

MR., read Justice Scalia's second quote in my post. It came from his D.C. Vs. Heller SCOTUS majority decision summary.
Aug 21, 2019 10:50:19   #
Birds of a feather flock together...and then they mess on your car.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not ony to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest was to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman numerals for forty (40) are XL?

If you think there is good in everybody, you obviously haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so they can tell when they're really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'theirs...'?

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells about you aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.

Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth.
Aug 21, 2019 10:15:42   #
A 4-yr. old child, whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife, went over to see him. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy replied, "Nothing, I just helped him cry."

Teacher Debbie Moon's 1st graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different hair color than the other members. One of her students suggested that he was adopted. A little girl said, "I know all about adoption, I was adopted." Another child asked "What does it mean to be adopted?" "It means," said the girl, "that you grew in your mommy's heart instead of her tummy!"

On my way home one day, I stopped to watch a Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the 1st base line, I asked one of the boys what the score was. "We're behind 14 to 0", he answered with a smile. "Really," I said, "I have to say you don't look very discouraged." "Discouraged?", the boy asked with a puzzled look on his face...."Why should we be discouraged? We haven't been up to bat yet."

How can one not love children?
Aug 21, 2019 10:11:34   #
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view of everyone.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Only those who risk going too far ever find out how far they can go.
A successful person is one who can build a solid foundation from the bricks thrown by others.
Success is largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
God gave us two ears and only one tongue. Coincidence?
The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm.
It is generally agreed that some people are wise, while some are otherwise.
The reason talk is cheap is that the supply far exceeds the demand.
It is not the IQ, but the I WILL that counts.
When most people put in their two cent's worth, they're not overcharging.
A pessimist is a person who looks at the world through woes-colored glasses.
Failure is taking the path of least persistence.
Aug 21, 2019 10:08:19   #
A 1st grade teacher presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb:

1. Don't change horses until they stop running.
2. Strike while the bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before Daylight Savings Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water, but how?
6. Don't bite the hand that looks dirty.
7. No news is impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a mister.
9. You can't teach an old dog new math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust me.
12. The pen is mightier than the pigs.
13. An idle mind is the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's pollution.
15. Happy the bride who gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is not much.
17. Two's company, three's the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off 'till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you...cry and you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed, get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind, get out of the way.
25. A bird in the hand is going to poop on you.
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