A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's Joe Biden’s clock?' asked the man.



St Peter replied, 'Jesus has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.'

It seems very unlikely that so many stores would be so poorly managed that the shoplifting would force them out of Biz... but we all live where we live it that is the case in your world... Let it be..

When I go into local big box stores, they have plenty of prevention systems which make the l**ting a very gamey strategy... Now some larger schemes have come about, ofter from storing facility, back door and returned as if purchases... these have been shut down but just like everything else, the plots evolve and some new ones will emerge..

BUT... the big problem for all stores I can think of have is online buying... pricing, which often allows free or reduced shipping , which I love.. you may need to join a club or such.. they figure the cost of membership to find your personal preference..

I have been happely surprise by the newly built biz in the recovery from c***d... restauants, solar panels, electronic chips, all sorts of little mfg.. it is booming and jobs can not be filled.. may need to resort to immegrants as the large plastic mfg had done..

So life is happy in the northern blue state at the top of the nation.. If only the Red states would figure it out. they good join in the good times at last.. Darn good job Joe... keep it going..

The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob must be rolling on his heavenly thrown thinking about how he has foiled every attempt by the demorat party of corruption and evil to bring Trump down and imprison him for offenses he has never committed. 1st of all, God helped Trump, against all odds, to defeat Hitlery Rotten Clinton to secure his 2016 P**********l win over that wicked witch. Then the dems tried and failed again in their 2x impeachments. The dems failed in their Russian Collusion Delusion, the dems failed in their tax evasion s**m, the dems are failing in their classified documents s**m, the dems are failing in their overvalued property scheme, the dems are failing in their f**e e******n overturning scheme, the dems are failing in their Trump tried to o*******w the government scheme, their current scheme to bankrupt Trump in which Trump just inherited 3.5 billion $$$$$ has thwarted them again, the dems will fail at their e******n i**********e scheme and they will fail at any and all of their f**e plans that they conjure up to try anything to keep Trump from being our President again in 2024. None of this will work and all should know by now that the hand of God is working in Trump's favor and those attacking him falsely, will be the ones having to defend themselves. God has to be rolling on his heavenly Throne while observing the stupidity and obnoxious plans of the Devil's party, the demorats. Trump is destined for his rightful place as President in 2024. Strike up the band and let the good times begin to roll once again.