MR Mister wrote:
I think we have another Darwin winner here!!!
WHY? WHY? WHY? You can't make this stuff up.
Woman sues Samsung for $1.8M after cell phone gets stuck inside her vagina.
An Albuquerque woman is suing Samsung for $1.8 million after she necessitated medical attention after inserting her cell phone inside her vagina and was unable to retrieve it for 96 hours. Salma Briant, 39, claims her medical bills at the University of New Mexico Hospital amount to $1,168,000 and that she has suffered from severe psychological distress because of the whole ordeal. Briant said she first inserted the cell phone inside her vagina as a dare from one of her friends but quickly realized that the phone would not come out.
Attorney Jim McAfee's claims his client was forced to undergo a cesarean section to remove the cell phone because of the atypical shape of her pelvis and had no insurance at the time.
A Samsung spokesman said they would not comment on this case.
"I wanted to see how it would feel to put my cell phone on vibration mode inside of me, just for fun, but it soon turned out to be a nightmare," she told judge Andrew Peterson in tears. "Samsung is definitely at fault here as they offer no warning about the dangers and potential risks during the insertion of their products inside their clients male or female body cavities or g*****ls" Salma Briant's lawyer, Jim McAfee said in court.
I wager she v**es for the left!
I wonder if she irons her underwear while wearing it.
I think we have another Darwin winner here!!! br ... (
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Bottom of page on the very article you are posting as "fact" wrote:
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When you post satire, you should make it known in your post, otherwise the many fools will assume that it is real. Want proof?
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Hopefully the damage has made her sterile. Stupid is as stupid does, but at least that way she would not reproduce.
Good morning every one, I'M Back Warning to the progressives, SWMBO is much more polite than I am, and I am ready to GO!!!
NPP