by Governor Huckabee

President Biden’s pullout from Afghanistan was so tragically botched in so many ways that leaving behind $7 billion worth of our military equipment for the Taliban barely rated a mention in the news. Besides, we were assured that the initial figure of $81 billion was wrong (that was the value of all the military equipment we sent to Afghanistan from the beginning, which is hardly reassuring), and it was okay because all that equipment left behind had been disabled.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2023/03/27/taliban-making-hay-with-the-staggering-amount-of-military-gear-left-in-afghanistan-n722283

Well, it appears that our leaders not only underestimated the Taliban's resolve and brutality, they also underestimated their mechanic sk**ls. They’ve been busily repairing all those military vehicles we left behind and are (so far) in possession of “150 International Kamazes, 125 Humvees, 2 assault tanks, 4 trucks, 10 Porcliff vehicles, and 15 Humvee ambulances,” all fully operational.

As that story reports, Biden also left behind massive numbers of weapons and small arms, $48 million worth of ammunition, and 80 military planes with smashed control panels that they assumed the Taliban would never be able to fix.

You know, I had thought that leaving the US military broken and unable to function was the one thing Biden would be competent at. But no…

It is time to start diminishing the power that some of our federal agencies have over our lives. I would seek to start defunding the DOJ as soon as possible as they have become the criminals trying to catch the innocent who are onto their games. Merrick Garland went after innocent parents who were properly protesting their schoolboards for teaching r****t theory and promoting the sexually perverted lifestyle. Garland's own family members were tied up with the CRT program and were making money$$$$ off of it. #2. I would seek to defund the IRS.. Ovommit weaponized this corrupt group to go after and audit anyone who opposed his marxist ideology. Lois Lerner was tapped to reject any group that had Patriot or Conservative in their name for any privilege for tax write offs or start up groups. #3. Defund the FBI and CIA. All they do now is spy on innocent Americans and don't even go after the bad guys. In fact, no one in this group has looked into the bad actors like the Clinton's, Bribens and ovommit's for their underhanded dealings with rogue nations, theft of taxpayer monies and their treasonous activities.They will send out 20 agents to look at a f**e noose while turning their backs on any, in your face, demorat corruption . #4. Any group affiliated with CRT, B*M, and Diversity, Inclusion and Equity which is r****t at its core, should be defunded immediately. #5. Planned Parenthood needs stripped of all of its money given to them for misdeeds and the wanton murder of our innocent babies inside the wombs of their mothers. #6. Fire all Dept of Defense leaders who promote White r****m, White privilege and CRT training for our mitary personnel. Get rid of Gen. Milley and Lloyd Austin as ringleaders in this regard.

History is not your forte, is it? Crimea was a part of Russia for some 300 plus years until the 1950s when Kruschev, himself a Ukrainian, decided that Crimea should be a part of Ukraine rather than Russia. In your imaginary scenario, did an American who became the premier of Russia decide to give Alaska to us? Nope, we paid for it. Do a little research, or better still, get someone to do it for you and explain the big words.
Satire, (especially of the disingenuous variety,) is wasted on the historically challenged.