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Aug 6, 2019 15:09:57   #
badbobby wrote:
methinks your lovely wife was asleep in the co pilots seat
at least that's what was in the story


LOL...my wife doesn't sleep when I drive
 
Aug 6, 2019 15:09:29   #
TommyRadd wrote:
I think we are all glad that is so! For you, and ourselves! haha!


Yep...

l will admit that the OPP has allowed me to vent quite a bit of my frustration... Everyone is impressed by how tame I am this visit

Although it is difficult not to feel relaxed considering how well things are going for the right these past few years

KAG
Aug 6, 2019 13:25:37   #
TommyRadd wrote:
I take this only to mean she doesn't follow you on OPP?


Very true

She is just glad that I have a place to vent my frustrations...With Liberals...
Aug 6, 2019 12:42:04   #
The Critical Critic wrote:
Lmao! The SCOTUS disagrees with you, just like everyone else with a double digit IQ.

We are not a collectivist society in spite of your malnourished yearnings. Our nation was founded on the government being told that they would respect the rights of the people, right down to the individual. We do NOT derive our rights from government. Have you ever read the Declaration of Independence?

It’s as if you were treated like a mushroom your whole life.


Burn
Aug 6, 2019 12:34:54   #
badbobby wrote:
Canuck purchased a new motor home
while traveling in Canada,he was involved in a three car collision
Canuck awakened in the hospital dazed,and confused
"What happened to cause that collisin"inquired the investigating officer
Canuck replied"I really don't know officer,I set the "cruise control',and then just went into the kitchen area to make a sandwich"


I don't get it?
What happened to my wife that I should make my own sandwich
Aug 6, 2019 12:33:59   #
badbobby wrote:
Peewee was getting a divorce
"I have reviewed this case very carefully"the divorce court judge told Peewee
And I have decided to give your wife $1,775 a month for alimony"
Peewee replied"Judge,that is certainly more than fair,and every now and then,
I'll chip in a few bucks myself!!"


 
Aug 6, 2019 12:33:22   #
badbobby wrote:
My wife is extremely multi-talented
she can talk and piss me off at the same time


Every female in my family has that ability
Aug 4, 2019 23:09:26   #
dougolfw wrote:
O'Rourke is full of it. Trump blasts anyone who spouts off un-American/anti-Conservative/anti-Trump nonsense regardless of race, color, creed or religion.


Aug 2, 2019 12:26:33   #
PeterS wrote:
“First and foremost, he’s not a nice person. He’s mean, unpleasant, and regularly insults, demeans, and attacks anyone and anything that doesn’t provide him with constant veneration. He calls political leaders “crazy,” “low IQ,” “dumb as a rock,” “very dumb,” a “loser,” and for some, like Senator Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts, hurls racist epithets at them. He derides their physical appearance and makes up juvenile nicknames for them.

He lies not some of the time or most of the time, but all the time. According to The Washington Post’s “Fact Checker,” Trump has lied approximately 11,000 times since he took office.

He’s a well-documented racist and misogynist. More than 20 women have credibly accused him of assaulting them, which includes allegations of rape. He makes bigoted and racist comments about immigrants. He regularly attacks African-American politicians, journalists, and sports figures and uses words like “infested” to describe their communities. He praises and employs white supremacists and refuses to condemn neo-Nazis. He has kind words for sociopathic dictators and authoritarian leaders, primarily because they say nice things about him.

He’s even mean to children.

He has no discernible moral core. He’s devoid of integrity, empathy, and selflessness. He’s vain and self-centered. He never takes responsibility for anything, and blames everyone else for his mistakes. Even the quality that he seems to venerate more than any other — strength — is one that he consistently fails to uphold. He is a bully who attacks the weak and vulnerable and he can’t even be relied on to keep his word or stand firm in a negotiation.

He’s not intelligent or insightful. Everything he seems to know about politics and public life he’s gleaned from watching Fox News. He doesn’t read books, or go to the movies, and spends much of his time watching television. The only hobby he appears to have is golf, and he is legendary for cheating at it. He’s not funny, and he hardly ever laughs.

He has the diet of a 14-year-old boy, and eats his steaks well done and drenches them in ketchup.

He’s incompetent at his job. He appears to have no understanding of how the federal government, of which he is the chief executive, works; how laws are passed; how the economy functions; and he is seemingly unable to differentiate between the three branches of government. There is hardly a political norm or tradition that he hasn’t violated. He has no respect for democracy or the Constitution.

He doesn’t even appear to like dogs, and he’s the first occupant of the White House in more than 120 years who doesn’t have one.

He surrounds himself with bootlickers and enablers. He has no loyalty to those who work for him. Anyone with even a scintilla of ability or integrity has long since stopped working for him. All this might have something to do with the fact that he appears to be a lousy boss.

He’s even bad at the thing that brought him to public attention — being a businessman. He regularly lost money, including as an owner of a casino, which I didn’t think was possible. He short-changed contractors, treated his employees badly, and has declared bankruptcy six times. He had a ghost writer pen a book titled “Art of the Deal” to showcase his alleged ability to negotiate deals — and yet he’s actively bad at negotiating deals, both in business and in politics. Perhaps the only thing he’s been successful at is being a reality star and con man (remember Trump University).

But since the benchmark here is “redeeming quality,” he gets no points for that.

Then there is the fact that he is corrupt, a serial law-breaker, and is actively profiting from his presidency. According to the Mueller report, he has repeatedly and brazenly broken the law — including obstructing justice on 10 separate occasions. Before he was president, he engaged in a scheme to avoid paying his taxes and is possibly guilty of committing tax fraud. We know that he engaged in a conspiracy to subvert campaign finance laws during the 2016 campaign....”

BOSTON GLOBE
“First and foremost, he’s not a nice person. He’s ... (show quote)


Redeeming qualities:

1. He keeps his promises/platforms.

2. He recognizes real issues and addresses them.

3. He doesn't back down.

4. He doesn't care about PC.

5. He is willing to try new things/compromise.

6. He is PRO-AMERICAN!


Good to see you Peter... Hope you have been well... The view from the top of Fisher Peak in the Canadian Rockies


Aug 2, 2019 12:14:09   #
Lonewolf wrote:
New name for the grand old party or GOP.
It will now be called PNLP for perverts nationalists liars pedifiles!


Not very catchy....

Isn't that just the end of the LGBTQ list?
Aug 2, 2019 12:12:38   #
Carol Kelly wrote:
An army vet and policeman, Chris Kelley, has declared he’s running against Omar in 2020./. He’s a vet of Desert Storm and Iraq. He said her comments about 9/11 caused him to run against her. He’s clean cut white man with a clean all-American look. Do I hear any hallelujahs? Direct from Fox News this am.


What are his platforms?
 
Aug 1, 2019 20:40:23   #
Bcon wrote:
Fact is stranger than fiction. The story of the talking dog!



A young Arkie goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all of his money on his girlfriend - he calls home.

"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here at Hendrix that will teach our dog, Ole' Blue how to talk!"

"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ole' Blue in that program?"

"Just send him over here with $1,000" the young Arkie says, "and I'll get him in the course." So, his Father sends the dog and $1,000.

About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.

"So, how's Ole' Blue doing son?" his Father asks.

"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this -- they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!"

"Read!?" says his Father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?"

"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."

The money promptly arrives. The Arkie and his girlfriend are able to buy enough marijuana to last the whole semester. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his Father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. Even though he was always pretty much able to lie his way out of trouble, the Arkie asked his girlfriend to help him think of a really good lie to tell his Dad. She very quickly came up with a plan for him.

So, she has him shoot the dog.

When he arrives home at the end of the year, his Father is all excited.

"Where's Ole' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does."

"Then Ole' Blue turned to me and asked, ‘So - is your Daddy still messing around with that little redhead who lives down the street?’"

The Father went white and exclaimed, "I hope you shot that lying dog before he talks to your Mother!"

"I sure did, Daddy!

"That's my boy!"

The kid married his girlfriend, they both went on to law school, he became Governor of Arkansas and President of the United States, and you already know what a liar his girlfriend turned out to be!
Fact is stranger than fiction. The story of the ta... (show quote)


That was most excellent

Chuckles
Aug 1, 2019 14:57:03   #
nwtk2007 wrote:
I don't know what you mean?

The point was that Trump's comment about the rat infested City of Baltimore was labeled racist and yet the number one person who says Trump is racist is from that district and has used the very same language. When I say we are all racists, I am being sarcastic.


One could almost think that only white people can be racist
Aug 1, 2019 12:34:05   #
permafrost wrote:
Scary to think how many may find the funny...


This was great
Aug 1, 2019 12:32:26   #
badbobby wrote:
B d was stumbling down the street,with one foot on the curb and the other foot in the gutter
The cop on the beat saw him and said"sorry Bd,but I'm gonna have to take you in,you've had too many and you're drunk"

The wasted B d queried"Officer,are you sure I'm drunk"?

"Yep,I'm sure,let's go."
Breathing a huge sigh of relief,B d said"Thank goodness,I thought I was crippled!!"


Been there
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