I know a guy that went to jail for 8 years for murder....of a dog.
Served him right.
We have strange laws in Texas.
If someone is trying to set your house on fire, you can stop them.
If they've already set it on fire, you can't touch them.
If someone is trying to rob your house, you can stop them.
If they're running off with something they stole, don't touch them.
Break out the weenies and marshmallows...