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You Might Be A Texan If...


1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, Mexia, Waco, Beaumont, Pflugerville, Kerrville, Boerne, New Braunfels, Amarillo, Pedernales and Leakey!!
2. Your manners include: "Please", "Thank You", "Excuse me", "Ma'am", and "Sir" & you wanna punch those who don't use them.
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to put the stuff out in the yard you wanna get rid of.
4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
5. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C", TWICE in the same day.
6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals, with the utmost respect!
9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
10. You measure distance in minutes or hours.
11. You hear and use the term "fixin' to" daily.
12. You know that the Chicken Ranch didn't really raise chickens.
13. Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
14. You go to the lake because you know what a Bigmouth and a Striper is.
15. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
16. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
17. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan a wedding date.
18. You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.
19. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.
20. You know that "DamnYankee" is one word.
21. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store... and it's a drive-thru.
22. You always have iced tea and cold beer available for guests.
23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 diesel 4x4 is.
24. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressing or hot sauce.
25. You learned how to shoot a gun as soon as you could walk.
26. You actually like these jokes and are fixin' to send them to your friends.
27. You know not to order a chicken fried steak using words like "rare" or "well done".
28. You never use the word "veggies".
29. You know where the Cotton Bowl is.
30. You are 100% Texan if you've EVER heard this conversation:

"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."

Rufus Loc: Deep South

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: I'm not from Texas but I am from the south. Those were good. Here are a couple you might like. " What is a dream date in Alabama? Answer: Anyone other than a relative. What is foreplay in Alabama? Answer: Get in the truck bitch.

msbee

6 - or where you can tie up your horse

18 - only in Texas

22 - would that be sweet tea?

23 - I have had both and liked the 350 best

26 - already did that

Thanks for the laughs!!

:-) :lol: :lol:

DidymusGo

Your welcome. Enjoyed these myself.

bahmer

I have to send this to my brother in law.