Divorce vs. Murder
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked "why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CAN NOT have any cyanide!" The lady went into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "you didn't tell me you had a prescription..."
Saturday's smile 😜
Worried for our children wrote:
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked "why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CAN NOT have any cyanide!" The lady went into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "you didn't tell me you had a prescription..."
Saturday's smile ��
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I loved that joke the first time I heard it, and everytime since, including this. Trouble is, my wife loves it, too.
Navysnipe wrote:
Pretty good!!! :D
Thanks, I'm no AuntiE, but I figure a laugh is a laugh.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Worried for our children wrote:
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked "why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CAN NOT have any cyanide!" The lady went into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "you didn't tell me you had a prescription..."
Saturday's smile 😜
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the ph... (
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:thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol:
Saturday's award goes to Worried! :!: :-P :!:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Worried for our children wrote:
Thanks, I'm no AuntiE, but I figure a laugh is a laugh.
Substantially better th/e/an mine for Saturday! :!: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup:
Sigh, I never heard that one before, and I like it.
Thanks
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