AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
DO NOT read this in the presence of your spouse. If you do, laugh uproariously, and have to let said spouse read this, Aunti WILL NOT be responsible for the possible consequences.
Here begins your amusement.
When the lawn mower broke and would not run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it repaired. Somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer...Always something more important to me.
Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a moment, and when I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctor say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp!
:mrgreen: 8-)
AuntiE wrote:
DO NOT read this in the presence of your spouse. If you do, laugh uproariously, and have to let said spouse read this, Aunti WILL NOT be responsible for the possible consequences.
Here begins your amusement.
When the lawn mower broke and would not run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it repaired. Somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer...Always something more important to me.
Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a moment, and when I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctor say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp!
:mrgreen: 8-)
DO NOT read this in the presence of your spouse. I... (
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Auntie-the Admiral is much more inventive , but yes I will not let her see this
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
viet vet wrote:
Auntie-the Admiral is much more inventive , but yes I will not let her see this
Such would be the reason she is an Admiral. :-o
AuntiE wrote:
DO NOT read this in the presence of your spouse. If you do, laugh uproariously, and have to let said spouse read this, Aunti WILL NOT be responsible for the possible consequences.
Here begins your amusement.
When the lawn mower broke and would not run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it repaired. Somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer...Always something more important to me.
Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a moment, and when I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctor say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp!
:mrgreen: 8-)
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