AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.
Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?"
Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."
When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.
" He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says,
"No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."
Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"
The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies,
"I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.
While the waiter is away, Sid says,
"I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico ..
Our people are scattered everywhere."
The waiter returns and says,
"Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews."
"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"
"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.
"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews."
AuntiE wrote:
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.
Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?"
Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."
When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.
" He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says,
"No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."
Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"
The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies,
"I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.
While the waiter is away, Sid says,
"I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico ..
Our people are scattered everywhere."
The waiter returns and says,
"Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews."
"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"
"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.
"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews."
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Is telling this joke Kosher? :thumbup: :thumbup: :mrgreen:
AuntiE wrote:
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.
Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?"
Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."
When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.
" He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says,
"No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."
Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"
The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies,
"I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.
While the waiter is away, Sid says,
"I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico ..
Our people are scattered everywhere."
The waiter returns and says,
"Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews."
"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"
"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.
"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews."
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a ... (
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That's hilarious! But it does beg the question? :oops:
AuntiE wrote:
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.
Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?"
Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."
When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.
" He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says,
"No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."
Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"
The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies,
"I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.
While the waiter is away, Sid says,
"I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico ..
Our people are scattered everywhere."
The waiter returns and says,
"Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews."
"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"
"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.
"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews."
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a ... (
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What is wrong with jew? Don't jew know how that might offend some Jews? You can't pick and jews what jokes to tell, jew ought to know that.
Why do they call the act of "shining" something polishing? What does Poland have to do with it? And why, when we vote, do we have to go see a pole to do it? People are saying this pole says that, or this pole says this. How did Poland get so rapped up in our politics?
I suppose someone should Wop you in the head, anytime jew Spic such things. Then feed you a Cracker, so the Greaser doesn't upset your stomach. All Whitey then, Limey see if I've covered all the bases. Jess, I think I have.
See jew later! :lol:
lpnmajor wrote:
What is wrong with jew? Don't jew know how that might offend some Jews? You can't pick and jews what jokes to tell, jew ought to know that.
Why do they call the act of "shining" something polishing? What does Poland have to do with it? And why, when we vote, do we have to go see a pole to do it? People are saying this pole says that, or this pole says this. How did Poland get so rapped up in our politics?
I suppose someone should Wop you in the head, anytime jew Spic such things. Then feed you a Cracker, so the Greaser doesn't upset your stomach. All Whitey then, Limey see if I've covered all the bases. Jess, I think I have.
See jew later! :lol:
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Shirley, you jest, Doc. :mrgreen:
AuntiE wrote:
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.
Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?"
Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."
When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.
" He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says,
"No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."
Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"
The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies,
"I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.
While the waiter is away, Sid says,
"I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico ..
Our people are scattered everywhere."
The waiter returns and says,
"Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews."
"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"
"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.
"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews."
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a ... (
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Talk about a communication problem
slatten49 wrote:
Shirley, you jest, Doc. :mrgreen:
Si. He better be, or he will be scheduled for a 3" bris.
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
Old_Gringo wrote:
Si. He better be, or he will be scheduled for a 3" bris.
are you sure his name is Shirley?
alex wrote:
are you sure his name is Shirley?
'That' side of him, I'm pretty sure it is. :lol:
Go get the tequila it will help you understand the joke better.
Old_Gringo wrote:
Perhaps.
Vodka would work just as well. That's the Russian breakfast jews - and the lunch jews, afternoon jews, dinner jews, after dinner jews ......
lpnmajor wrote:
Vodka would work just as well. That's the Russian breakfast jews - and the lunch jews, afternoon jews, dinner jews, after dinner jews ......
Nah, they prefer Mogen David.
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