Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...
10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Armageddun wrote:
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...
10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women... ... (
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It never has a headache when you want to use it.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Armageddun wrote:
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...
10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women... ... (
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
UncleE loved it. I sent it to several people. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
AuntiE wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
UncleE loved it. I sent it to several people. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
To bad banjo Jack isn't still here ;) ;) ;) ;) :wink: :wink: :wink:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Armageddun wrote:
To bad banjo Jack isn't still here ;) ;) ;) ;) :wink: :wink: :wink:
I just emailed it to him.
Armageddun wrote:
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...
10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women... ... (
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You can also get guns with multiple barrels and they don't mind which barrel you use.
You can drag them through the mud and they'll still work for you.
You hear very little from the manufacturer after purchase. They figure it's yours, you can use it however you want.
lpnmajor wrote:
You can also get guns with multiple barrels and they don't mind which barrel you use.
You can drag them through the mud and they'll still work for you.
You hear very little from the manufacturer after purchase. They figure it's yours, you can use it however you want.
Brother, you is skatin on thin ice :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :mrgreen:
Armageddun wrote:
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...
10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women... ... (
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Good one! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Armageddun wrote:
Brother, you is skatin on thin ice :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :mrgreen:
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You Bet :!: :!: :!: :!: :D :D
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Alicia wrote:
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Good one! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Unfortunately there is no silencer large enough for a man. :D :lol: 8-)
AuntiE wrote:
Unfortunately there is no silencer large enough for a man. :D :lol: 8-)
Now now, there is always room fer a lil humor :oops: :oops: :oops: 8-)
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Armageddun wrote:
Now now, there is always room fer a lil humor :oops: :oops: :oops: 8-)
I am smiling. Just look below.
AuntiE wrote:
Unfortunately there is no silencer large enough for a man. :D :lol: 8-)
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Better yet! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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