10 Brand-New Subjects Being Taught In Public Schools This Fall
May 25, 2023 12:36:01 #
10 Brand-New Subjects Being Taught In Public Schools This Fall
The school year has just finished, but fall will be here before you know it, bringing a whole slew of new woke subjects that will be taught to your unsuspecting children in public schools. You should be prepared!
The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of new subjects public schools are almost certain to be offering this fall.
1 How the Founding Fathers Were Literally Hitler: Though this has been taught as part of history classes for decades, it will now officially have its own separate subject.
2 How to Make Huge, Life-Changing Decisions Without Telling Your Parents: From abortions to changing genders, this class will make it happen without Mom & Dad ever having a clue.
3 Furry Fetish Biology: Replacing the study of actual animals, this subject will teach children that they essentially are animals and should act accordingly.
4 Antiracist Math: Don't believe thousands of years of white colonial lies. 2+2 can be whatever you want it to be.
5 Home Economics (Boys Only): You can't teach girls how to cook or sew anymore. That would be sexist.
6 Advanced Peaceful Protesting: Masks, bricks, and Molotov cocktails will be provided.
7 TikTok Influencer 101: Preparing your kids for the only job they will ever be qualified for.
8 Tucking 101: No matter what part of your anatomy you're pretending to not have, you can learn to hide it.
9 Biological males competing in girls' PE: In this class, the boys will just mercilessly destroy the girls at everything, preparing them for higher-level athletics.
10 Anatomy, but just the weird sex stuff: Ew.
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-brand-new-subjects-being-taught-in-public-schools-this-fall?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email
The school year has just finished, but fall will be here before you know it, bringing a whole slew of new woke subjects that will be taught to your unsuspecting children in public schools. You should be prepared!
The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of new subjects public schools are almost certain to be offering this fall.
1 How the Founding Fathers Were Literally Hitler: Though this has been taught as part of history classes for decades, it will now officially have its own separate subject.
2 How to Make Huge, Life-Changing Decisions Without Telling Your Parents: From abortions to changing genders, this class will make it happen without Mom & Dad ever having a clue.
3 Furry Fetish Biology: Replacing the study of actual animals, this subject will teach children that they essentially are animals and should act accordingly.
4 Antiracist Math: Don't believe thousands of years of white colonial lies. 2+2 can be whatever you want it to be.
5 Home Economics (Boys Only): You can't teach girls how to cook or sew anymore. That would be sexist.
6 Advanced Peaceful Protesting: Masks, bricks, and Molotov cocktails will be provided.
7 TikTok Influencer 101: Preparing your kids for the only job they will ever be qualified for.
8 Tucking 101: No matter what part of your anatomy you're pretending to not have, you can learn to hide it.
9 Biological males competing in girls' PE: In this class, the boys will just mercilessly destroy the girls at everything, preparing them for higher-level athletics.
10 Anatomy, but just the weird sex stuff: Ew.
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-brand-new-subjects-being-taught-in-public-schools-this-fall?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email
May 25, 2023 17:51:52 #
Loneeyes
Loc: Texas
How much more are we suppose to take while they ruin our children with this garbage ?
May 25, 2023 17:57:39 #
Loneeyes wrote:
How much more are we suppose to take while they ruin our children with this garbage ?
Homeschooling is getting more organized every day. There are mothers getting together having "classes" at their homes for their children collectively. One mother teaches one thing such as American History, the other mothers teach other things like Math or Literature, etc.
Some of the mothers are former teachers who have become "disenchanted" with the curricula they are being asked to teach at schools...
May 25, 2023 18:28:17 #
EmilyD wrote:
Homeschooling is getting more organized every day. There are mothers getting together having "classes" at their homes for their children collectively. One mother teaches one thing such as American History, the other mothers teach other things like Math or Literature, etc.
Some of the mothers are former teachers who have become "disenchanted" with the curricula they are being asked to teach at schools...
Some of the mothers are former teachers who have become "disenchanted" with the curricula they are being asked to teach at schools...
We need more of that
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