I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
Don't argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
When I was young, we used to go 'skinny dipping'. Now, I just 'chunky dunk'.
Wouldn't you know it...brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever!
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life, we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
slatten49 wrote:
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
Don't argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
When I was young, we used to go 'skinny dipping'. Now, I just 'chunky dunk'.
Wouldn't you know it...brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever!
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life, we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
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Yeah, now days it takes me as long to get ready for sex as it does to get ready for church. I also am prone to falling asleep half way through, just like in church.
When I was young, I acted without stopping to think. Now, I have to stop what I'm doing, in order to think. I also have to think about how much effort it will take to do something and I often stop right there.
When I was young, I could eat whatever I wanted, without fear of consequences. Now, I have to consider the consequences, before deciding what to eat.
My heart doctor told me that I had to stop drinking, smoking and eating red meat, or I was going to die. He said I had to start eating healthy and exercising, or I was going to die. I asked him if he knew any doctors that participated in assisted suicide.
lpnmajor wrote:
Yeah, now days it takes me as long to get ready for sex as it does to get ready for church. I also am prone to falling asleep half way through, just like in church.
When I was young, I acted without stopping to think. Now, I have to stop what I'm doing, in order to think. I also have to think about how much effort it will take to do something and I often stop right there.
When I was young, I could eat whatever I wanted, without fear of consequences. Now, I have to consider the consequences, before deciding what to eat.
My heart doctor told me that I had to stop drinking, smoking and eating red meat, or I was going to die. He said I had to start eating healthy and exercising, or I was going to die. I asked him if he knew any doctors that participated in assisted suicide.
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The Sgt. Major has often hinted at considering doing just that, for me. Assisted suicide, that is! :shock:
Great follow-up, Doc. :thumbup: :-D
slatten49 wrote:
The Sgt. Major has often hinted at considering doing just that, for me. Assisted suicide, that is! :shock:
Great follow-up, Doc. :thumbup: :-D
We'll have to move to Oregon, where assisted suicide is legal. I've lived in the Pacific Northwest and it made me want to kill myself. Huh, now it makes sense.
lpnmajor wrote:
We'll have to move to Oregon, where assisted suicide is legal. I've lived in the Pacific Northwest and it made me want to kill myself. Huh, now it makes sense.
Too scary. :shock: Isn't that where Sasquatch may live? :lol:
I don't think the Sgt. Major wants to deal with possibly two hairy beasts. :wink:
slatten49 wrote:
Too scary. :shock: Isn't that where Sasquatch may live? :lol:
I don't think the Sgt. Major wants to deal with possibly two hairy beasts. :wink:
No, all the bigfeets moved to Arizona.
lpnmajor wrote:
No, all the bigfeets moved to Arizona.
Great...Arizona is looking for an influx of new citizens.:roll:
I doubt Sasquatches are registered citizens, though. :lol:
slatten49 wrote:
Great...Arizona is looking for an influx of new citizens.:roll:
I doubt Sasquatches are registered citizens, though. :lol:
That's never stopped people form voting before.........
slatten49 wrote:
Great...Arizona is looking for an influx of new citizens.:roll:
I doubt Sasquatches are registered citizens, though. :lol:
They'll just blend right in then, won't they. :roll: :wink:
Searching wrote:
They'll just blend right in then, won't they. :roll: :wink:
Maybe, with regard to legal status. But, I don't think a Sasquatch will 'blend in' easily anywhere. :-D
slatten49 wrote:
Maybe, with regard to legal status. But, I don't think a Sasquatch will 'blend in' easily anywhere. :-D
A well behaved one might!! "I" can envision it....and that's my story and I'm stickin' to it, yes I am. :roll: Guess that must mean I really am a liberal!! ;)
Searching wrote:
A well behaved one might!! "I" can envision it....and that's my story and I'm stickin' to it, yes I am. :roll: Guess that must mean I really am a liberal!! ;)
If you are, that speaks well as to liberals...IMHO!
Unfortunately, not all are so sweet and reasonable as you. :wink:
slatten49 wrote:
If you are, that speaks well as to liberals...IMHO!
Unfortunately, not all are so sweet and reasonable as you. :wink:
:oops: In total transparency, "sweet and reasonable" are not always the descriptive words thrown about to describe my personality!!
Searching wrote:
:oops: In total transparency, "sweet and reasonable" are not always the descriptive words thrown about to describe my personality!!
In total transparency, I am what is commonly known as a 'bullsh*t artist'. :oops: :lol:
slatten49 wrote:
In total transparency, I am what is commonly known as a 'bullsh*t artist'. :oops: :lol:
They say confession is good for the soul... :lol: Anything else you want to confess to? :roll:
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