Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

Can You Let the Manager Know Please?

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." she purrs, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman, evidently getting a bit hot under the collar by this point. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, touching his lips. "Tell him," she says, "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies' room."

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son of witless

It sounds like being in a convenience store during Covid.

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

I hate public restrooms....anyplace!!

son of witless

In my last job I was on the road a lot and I had an active digestion. Many times I stopped wherever I could and dealt with what I found. The middle of covid was really bad. I remember one local mini mart that was out of toilet paper for over a week.

The clerks said corporate wasn't shipping them anything. I learned to always have supplies in my car. Then we were at a pretty large and well known gas station/mini mart/ store that only had porta potties and the sewage was coming out of the doors. I much preferred the good old days before my areas got built up, when you just found a friendly corn field.

Apparently during covid nobody was inspecting any of these facilities, even though, I assumed that if you served food you had to have decent restrooms, but obviously what do I know ?

Big Kahuna

Or like sitting on the tarmac with Southwest Airlines for 24 hours due to a glitch in Transportation Secretary Pete Buttholes Supply Chain fiasco and one major computer handling all the nation's airplane flights ✈️ which is now trying to operate with the power cord not plugged into the wall socket.

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

son of witless

If you are part of the LGBTQ woke Mafia, you can get away with murder.

Marty 2020 Loc: Banana Republic of Kalifornia

Seriously?
She touched his lips!
Disgusting!