Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred’s Transit panel van
when suddenly Fiona (being a bit on the kinky side) yells out:
“Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!”
Fred, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity,
obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration,
opened the window, snaps the aerial antenna off his van
and proceeds to whip Fiona until they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.
About a week later, Fiona notices that the marks
left by the whipping session are not healing and starting to fester a bit
so she goes to the doctor.
The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks:
“Did you get these marks having sex?”
Fiona a little too embarrassed that she had even slept with Fred
let alone allowed him to indulge in her own kinky desires,
eventually admits, “Yes, I did.”
Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims:
"I thought so, because in all my years as a doctor,
you’ve got the worst case of Van Aerial Disease that I’ve ever seen
Peaver Bogart wrote:
Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred’s Transit panel van
when suddenly Fiona (being a bit on the kinky side) yells out:
“Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!”
Fred, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity,
obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration,
opened the window, snaps the aerial antenna off his van
and proceeds to whip Fiona until they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.
About a week later, Fiona notices that the marks
left by the whipping session are not healing and starting to fester a bit
so she goes to the doctor.
The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks:
“Did you get these marks having sex?”
Fiona a little too embarrassed that she had even slept with Fred
let alone allowed him to indulge in her own kinky desires,
eventually admits, “Yes, I did.”
Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims:
"I thought so, because in all my years as a doctor,
you’ve got the worst case of Van Aerial Disease that I’ve ever seen
Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred... (
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Arghhhhhhh
Off to the bad pun jail!
30 days! Bread and water! (Except Tuesday is tacos, Wednesday and Saturday beer and pizza)
American Vet wrote:
Arghhhhhhh
Off to the bad pun jail!
30 days! Bread and water! (Except Tuesday is tacos, Wednesday and Saturday beer and pizza)
Good deal, I can nap all the rest of the time.
Sundays, five thorozene no water.
nonalien1 wrote:
Sundays, five thorozene no water.
I don't know what that is, I'm a country bumpkin.
Peaver Bogart wrote:
Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred’s Transit panel van
when suddenly Fiona (being a bit on the kinky side) yells out:
“Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!”
Fred, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity,
obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration,
opened the window, snaps the aerial antenna off his van
and proceeds to whip Fiona until they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.
About a week later, Fiona notices that the marks
left by the whipping session are not healing and starting to fester a bit
so she goes to the doctor.
The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks:
“Did you get these marks having sex?”
Fiona a little too embarrassed that she had even slept with Fred
let alone allowed him to indulge in her own kinky desires,
eventually admits, “Yes, I did.”
Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims:
"I thought so, because in all my years as a doctor,
you’ve got the worst case of Van Aerial Disease that I’ve ever seen
Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred... (
show quote)
" Van Aerial Disease "
What medicine do you take to treat chronic diarrhea ? Gonorrhea.
son of witless wrote:
" Van Aerial Disease "
What medicine do you take to treat chronic diarrhea ? Gonorrhea.
What’s the difference between gonorrhea and diarrhea?
One dribbles out the front and one dribbles out the back.
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