AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
After retiring, I went to the Social Security Office to apply for my Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told her I was sorry and would have to go home, retrieve my wallet and return.
The woman told me to,button my shirt.
I opened my shirt revealing gray/silver curly hair.
She said that hair on your chest is proof enough for me and processed my application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have received disability." That's when the fight started.
:mrgreen: :lol: :-o
AuntiE wrote:
After retiring, I went to the Social Security Office to apply for my Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told her I was sorry and would have to go home, retrieve my wallet and return.
The woman told me to,button my shirt.
I opened my shirt revealing gray/
She said that hair on your chest is proof enough for me and processed my application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have received disability." That's when the fight started.
:mrgreen: :lol: :-o
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Rofl. Hehehehe......thanks for the laugh, made my evening! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
AuntiE wrote:
After retiring, I went to the Social Security Office to apply for my Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told her I was sorry and would have to go home, retrieve my wallet and return.
The woman told me to,button my shirt.
I opened my shirt revealing gray/silver curly hair.
She said that hair on your chest is proof enough for me and processed my application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have received disability." That's when the fight started.
:mrgreen: :lol: :-o
After retiring, I went to the Social Security Offi... (
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Thanks for the laugh in these times this is much needed. This is like cure all medicine for the bones.
bahmer wrote:
Thanks for the laugh in these times this is much needed. This is like cure all medicine for the bones.
After the fight, he didn't see his wife for a couple of weeks.
Then the swelling started to go down and he could just barely get a glimpse of her through the one eye.
Ghost
Loc: The 1st state to ever secede
And who says the elderly don't have a sense of humor?
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Ghost wrote:
And who says the elderly don't have a sense of humor?
Are you insinuating Aunti is "elderly"? :hunf: :(
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Worried for our children wrote:
Lol, good one AuntiE.
Your day will come "youngster". :roll: 8-)
Ghost
Loc: The 1st state to ever secede
AuntiE wrote:
Are you insinuating Aunti is "elderly"? :hunf: :(
Maybe...
Most of you here are at least twice as old as I am. :mrgreen:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Ghost wrote:
Maybe...
Most of you here are at least twice as old as I am. :mrgreen:
Excuse me? You would know my age how?
And, if we are "twice" as old, smiles would be respectful when mentioning age. :lol: :D
Ghost
Loc: The 1st state to ever secede
AuntiE wrote:
Excuse me? You would know my age how?
And, if we are "twice" as old, smiles would be respectful when mentioning age. :lol: :D
I would guess very closely then that most of you are indeed older than I is. 8-)
Trust me, I know. I am a Ghost remembah? ;-)
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Ghost wrote:
I would guess very closely then that most of you are indeed older than I is. 8-)
Trust me, I know. I am a Ghost remembah? ;-)
I have Legos, crayons, and markers available for your play time. :lol:
Should I have pull-ups available?
Sorry, silly mood.
oldroy
Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
Ghost wrote:
Maybe...
Most of you here are at least twice as old as I am. :mrgreen:
Maybe three times as old as you would fit many of we oldsters.
oldroy
Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
AuntiE wrote:
I have Legos, crayons, and markers available for your play time. :lol:
Should I have pull-ups available?
Sorry, silly mood.
He said yesterday that he is just beyond 25 so you sure are twice his age. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
oldroy wrote:
He said yesterday that he is just beyond 25 so you sure are twice his age. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Mean, very mean! :!: :hunf:
What if AuntiE is only 49? :lol: :roll:
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