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Jul 29, 2013 21:45:37   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
After retiring, I went to the Social Security Office to apply for my Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked for my driver's license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told her I was sorry and would have to go home, retrieve my wallet and return.

The woman told me to,button my shirt.

I opened my shirt revealing gray/silver curly hair.

She said that hair on your chest is proof enough for me and processed my application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have received disability." That's when the fight started.

:mrgreen: :lol: :-o

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Jul 29, 2013 22:16:11   #
Noahsgrammie
 
AuntiE wrote:
After retiring, I went to the Social Security Office to apply for my Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked for my driver's license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told her I was sorry and would have to go home, retrieve my wallet and return.

The woman told me to,button my shirt.

I opened my shirt revealing gray/

She said that hair on your chest is proof enough for me and processed my application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have received disability." That's when the fight started.

:mrgreen: :lol: :-o
After retiring, I went to the Social Security Offi... (show quote)


:thumbup:

Rofl. Hehehehe......thanks for the laugh, made my evening! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jul 29, 2013 22:18:23   #
bahmer
 
AuntiE wrote:
After retiring, I went to the Social Security Office to apply for my Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked for my driver's license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told her I was sorry and would have to go home, retrieve my wallet and return.

The woman told me to,button my shirt.

I opened my shirt revealing gray/silver curly hair.

She said that hair on your chest is proof enough for me and processed my application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have received disability." That's when the fight started.

:mrgreen: :lol: :-o
After retiring, I went to the Social Security Offi... (show quote)


Thanks for the laugh in these times this is much needed. This is like cure all medicine for the bones.

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Jul 29, 2013 23:50:19   #
Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx
 
bahmer wrote:
Thanks for the laugh in these times this is much needed. This is like cure all medicine for the bones.


After the fight, he didn't see his wife for a couple of weeks.

Then the swelling started to go down and he could just barely get a glimpse of her through the one eye.

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Jul 30, 2013 03:52:04   #
Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts
 
AuntiE wrote:
After retiring, I went to the Social Security Office to apply for my Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked for my driver's license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told her I was sorry and would have to go home, retrieve my wallet and return.

The woman told me to,button my shirt.

I opened my shirt revealing gray/silver curly hair.

She said that hair on your chest is proof enough for me and processed my application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have received disability." That's when the fight started.

:mrgreen: :lol: :-o
After retiring, I went to the Social Security Offi... (show quote)





Lol, good one AuntiE.

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Jul 30, 2013 23:47:21   #
Ghost Loc: The 1st state to ever secede
 
And who says the elderly don't have a sense of humor?

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Jul 31, 2013 01:20:10   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Ghost wrote:
And who says the elderly don't have a sense of humor?


Are you insinuating Aunti is "elderly"? :hunf: :(

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Jul 31, 2013 01:20:59   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Worried for our children wrote:
Lol, good one AuntiE.


Your day will come "youngster". :roll: 8-)

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Jul 31, 2013 01:34:03   #
Ghost Loc: The 1st state to ever secede
 
AuntiE wrote:
Are you insinuating Aunti is "elderly"? :hunf: :(


Maybe...

Most of you here are at least twice as old as I am. :mrgreen:

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Jul 31, 2013 01:38:42   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Ghost wrote:
Maybe...

Most of you here are at least twice as old as I am. :mrgreen:


Excuse me? You would know my age how?

And, if we are "twice" as old, smiles would be respectful when mentioning age. :lol: :D

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Jul 31, 2013 02:14:59   #
Ghost Loc: The 1st state to ever secede
 
AuntiE wrote:
Excuse me? You would know my age how?

And, if we are "twice" as old, smiles would be respectful when mentioning age. :lol: :D


I would guess very closely then that most of you are indeed older than I is. 8-)

Trust me, I know. I am a Ghost remembah? ;-)

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Aug 1, 2013 15:37:02   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Ghost wrote:
I would guess very closely then that most of you are indeed older than I is. 8-)

Trust me, I know. I am a Ghost remembah? ;-)


I have Legos, crayons, and markers available for your play time. :lol:

Should I have pull-ups available?

Sorry, silly mood.

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Aug 1, 2013 17:39:45   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
Ghost wrote:
Maybe...

Most of you here are at least twice as old as I am. :mrgreen:


Maybe three times as old as you would fit many of we oldsters.

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Aug 1, 2013 17:41:03   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
AuntiE wrote:
I have Legos, crayons, and markers available for your play time. :lol:

Should I have pull-ups available?

Sorry, silly mood.


He said yesterday that he is just beyond 25 so you sure are twice his age. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Aug 1, 2013 20:31:13   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
oldroy wrote:
He said yesterday that he is just beyond 25 so you sure are twice his age. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


Mean, very mean! :!: :hunf:

What if AuntiE is only 49? :lol: :roll:

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