Okay, we have seen what they are and possibly how to reduce or eliminate them, but how about the other end of these spectrums...how potent are they and how to make them better/worse depending on the perspective.
I once heard guys rating a particularly odorous example that was at the very top of the epic scale, it cleared out the pool room and then started working across the bar...
They were rating sheer raw smell as a 12, and what they called hangtime as off the scale, it kept people out of a bar for almost 20 minutes.
So then when people wanted to know who that was I owned it, whereupon people wanted to know what the hell was in that. It was chili, pork and beans based chili...diced up onions and grated cheddar cheese added to each bowl. Two bowls for lunch, two bowls for dinner before going to the bar to shoot pool.
Chili would be at the top of the list, but there are some noteworthy runnerups...
fried potatoes and onions fried in bacon grease is a time tested recipe for making a car ride miserable
And this is perhaps a bit racist to some, but asians that eat asian style diets do not fart, they just do not. I lived with a Hmong woman, and they say it's diet.
My grandson farted really loud today and as he was walking by me said...hashtag drive by. Lol .
woodguru wrote:
Okay, we have seen what they are and possibly how to reduce or eliminate them, but how about the other end of these spectrums...how potent are they and how to make them better/worse depending on the perspective.
I once heard guys rating a particularly odorous example that was at the very top of the epic scale, it cleared out the pool room and then started working across the bar...
They were rating sheer raw smell as a 12, and what they called hangtime as off the scale, it kept people out of a bar for almost 20 minutes.
So then when people wanted to know who that was I owned it, whereupon people wanted to know what the hell was in that. It was chili, pork and beans based chili...diced up onions and grated cheddar cheese added to each bowl. Two bowls for lunch, two bowls for dinner before going to the bar to shoot pool.
Chili would be at the top of the list, but there are some noteworthy runnerups...
fried potatoes and onions fried in bacon grease is a time tested recipe for making a car ride miserable
Okay, we have seen what they are and possibly how ... (
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You really shouldn't post when you're completely stoned.
woodguru wrote:
Okay, we have seen what they are and possibly how to reduce or eliminate them, but how about the other end of these spectrums...how potent are they and how to make them better/worse depending on the perspective.
I once heard guys rating a particularly odorous example that was at the very top of the epic scale, it cleared out the pool room and then started working across the bar...
They were rating sheer raw smell as a 12, and what they called hangtime as off the scale, it kept people out of a bar for almost 20 minutes.
So then when people wanted to know who that was I owned it, whereupon people wanted to know what the hell was in that. It was chili, pork and beans based chili...diced up onions and grated cheddar cheese added to each bowl. Two bowls for lunch, two bowls for dinner before going to the bar to shoot pool.
Chili would be at the top of the list, but there are some noteworthy runnerups...
fried potatoes and onions fried in bacon grease is a time tested recipe for making a car ride miserable
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Hey, don't knock woody. That was his most fact based post in weeks, or months. And we can normally rate his commentary as also a 12.
LogicallyRight wrote:
Hey, don't knock woody. That was his most fact based post in weeks, or months. And we can normally rate his commentary as also a 12.
Surprised he didn't say the unvaxxed fart more than the vaxxed.😉
woodguru wrote:
And this is perhaps a bit racist to some, but asians that eat asian style diets do not fart, they just do not. I lived with a Hmong woman, and they say it's diet.
Did the white, bird vet lady finally leave your.........um......
Well, whatever. Pickled eggs, onions, bologna, and beer.
That combo has destroyed more olfactory receptors than anything in recorded history.
Let's have a beer, Woodrow! Ain't gonna smoke none of your weed though.
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