If it might be a duck, I will shoot it and perform a ground check. If it is a good duck, I will eat it. If it is a bad duck, I will feed it to my dog. If it is not a duck I'll navel gaze then stuff it in a hole.
If it might be a duck, I will shoot it and perform a ground check. If it is a good duck, I will eat it. If it is a bad duck, I will feed it to my dog. If it is not a duck I'll navel gaze then stuff it in a hole.
If it might be a duck, I will shoot it and perform a ground check. If it is a good duck, I will eat it. If it is a bad duck, I will feed it to my dog. If it is not a duck I'll navel gaze then stuff it in a hole.